Yes, More Candice Swanepoel!

Candice Swanepoel is not only one of the hottest young models to fill a bikini, she’s also quickly becoming one of my favorites! Rising up the ranks of the modeling world, Candice is rapidly becoming one of the most sought after Catwalk ladies in the land. The fresh-faced bikini model is from River, South Africa, which makes a bit more exotic in my book. Her modeling career started during a shopping session at a Durban flea market, where she was spotted by a local modeling scout. Good call, dude! No offense, but a blind man could have told you that Candice Swanepoel is hot!

Monica Bellucci Takes It To The Max

Wow it’s been quite a while since we’ve seen anything about Monica Bellucci and now all of a sudden, BAM! These pictures from Max Magazine are quite a treat I must say!  You never know when some pics of Monica Bellucci like these are going to hit.  Then out of nowhere she pops this great cleavage on us.  And yes, I’m very grateful!

Lindsay Lohan Outtake Photos

It seems that celebrity Lindsay Lohan has not been trying to impress anyone lately, but I realy like these outtake photos from the “Sun UK” that we have of her today. Something about these very “plain” photos of Lindsay actually make her seem like a person, a real to life human being. More often than not, I simply think of Lindsay as a great set of cans, especially in a bikini, and fodder for the entertainment news machine. Sure, we can debate over whether or not she’s worth a flip on the silver screen, but I think Lindsay Lohan looks pretty good today.

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Helps Wake Me Up

When it comes to waking up in the morning, there isn’t anything better than coffee.  Well unless it is some great Kim Kardashian cleavage!  Lucky for us it’s almost an everyday thing that Kim Kardashian shows off her boobs.  Hell I would be too if I had curves like that!  Those curves were her ticket to fame that’s for sure.  Just ask the people in these pictures watching Kim walk by.

Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini

As I sit here, it’s cold and wet out. So I thought to myself, “Self, we need a little pick-me-up. What can I do that will make me feel better about myself, other than drinking another bottle of Jack this afternoon?” Well, after a short deliberation with the other people in my head, I’ve decided to go with these Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures! I like to think of Candice as Bar Refaeli’s little sister, only not quite as famous nor voluptuous. I also like to think about the “sisters” and I in a bikini-less threesome.

Abigail Clancy Pics from Jack Magazine

Abigail Clancy is still looking good in the pages and on the cover of Jack magazine. And I will be the first to admit that I’m a big fan of Abbey’s and these photos are nice, don’t get me wrong, but they still don’t hold a candle to her body paint photos from Sports Illustrated that came out earlier this month. But actually, these pics of Abigail Clancy are starting to get me worked up. Did anyone see all the tech gadgets surrounding her? What a combo!

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini

Bar Refaeli is not just one of the hottest models on the planet, but she’s also vacationing down in Mexico and wearing a tiny black bikini. It also looks like I may have a shot with her if she keeps drinking and I can get my ass on a plane in the next hour. Okay, that’s just me dreaming, but that’s all I can afford to do it this economy. But getting back to Bar, it’s nice to see her getting the chance to relax a little after that working so hard on those bikini photos that were featured in the recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Yep, now she doesn’t have to try to look amazingly seductive in a bikini, but it still happens.

Check Out Her Cupcakes

Kim Kardashian will do just about anything to make a buck. And by anything, that also includes adding her photo to a can of vanilla cupcake mix. I always knew she had great cupcakes, but maybe this is the secret ingredient for that ghetto booty she drags around? So guys, get some junk in your woman’s trunk and shell out a little cash for Kim Kardashian‘s cupcakes. Reggie did.

Mila Kunis Looks Goooood!

Celebrity Mila Kunis has not been featured on the site for some time now and that’s because she’s apparently not been trying to impress me. And everyone know how it works around here, so why has it taken Mila so long to understand the game? That being said, it’s always better to be late that never show up. These photos of actress Mila Kunis at the 2010 Writer’s Guild Awards are the best photos that I’ve seen of her this year—maybe even ever! Mila looks hot and earns top of the week honors!

Shameless Pamela Anderson Photos

I’m not going to bash Pamela Anderson for being an attention-loving celebrity who’s probably more famous for cock sucking than her past life as an actress and ”Baywatch” babe. Wait a minute, I almost made it sound like there was a distinct difference between the two. No, I’m not going to hate on ole Pammy. What I am going to do is praise this 42 year old blonde bombshell—boobs aside—for still having a body that any 21 year old female 21 year old male would love to have. Sure, she may be drugged out and her tonsiles a little sore from blowing poles backstage, but Pamela Anderson still has a hot bikini-ready (or less) body—and no shame. Classic photos!    

Shannon Elizabeth Photo Flashback

  Since there is nothing else happening today other than all the talk about Tiger Wood’s big press conference tomorrow, I’m going to get something off my chest that I’ve been looking forward to all week, something I’m calling a Shannon Elizabeth Photo Flashback! So while everyone else speculates on when, not if, Tiger is coming back to to wear out some more holes, you can feast your eyes on one of the best pieces of Hollywood eye-candy of the recent past. Okay, busted—I’ve always had a thing for celebrity Shannon Elizabeth, but just tell me you  haven’t, especially after these tasty pictures jog your brain.

Linday Lohan: Still Got ‘Em

There are really only two good things about celebrity Lindsay Lohan, and I think you know what they are. Uh, yeah, so these photos are only up today because everyone loves looking down Linday’s shirt at her only redeeming feature. These photos are from the February edition of Vogue by former singer and photographer Bryan Adams.

Sexy AnnaLynne McCord Pics

  Celebrity AnnaLynne McCord is all about high fashion and big hair, at least from we’ve all seen of her in the past. These photos are of AnnaLynne at one of the designer events taking place yesterday during New York Fashion Week. In the past, I ‘ve had mixed feelings about her “look” even though she’s obviously a sexy woman. Just check out that body! I’m going to have to judge these AnnaLynne McCord pics as hot! Loving the hair… reminds me of the 80′s.  

Hot Izabel Goulart Pictures

Izabel Goulart is a sizzling hot Brazilian model that you may remember from past campaigns with Victoria’s Secret. I know her flawless body is forever burned into my brain. Izabel was discovered when a hairdresser saw her shopping for groceries with her mother and encouraged her to model. Hell, I WISH I could find someone like Izabel Goulart shopping for groceries. We could bump into each other, make some small talk, and then I could compliment her on her beautiful cantaloupes. She’d tell me about how she loves a good banana, then invite me over to enjoy some of her cherry pie…

She’s on a Mutha F*ckin’ Boat!

Here are some bikini pics to mix up your day! You know, if you like dumb-dumb celebs and all. But let’s face it, who doesn’t? Our famous-for-nothing-celebrity today none other than Paris Hilton. She’s sporting a white string bikini top, which does nothing to accentuate her 12 year old boy-like chest. But who cares about that? Paris Hilton is on a mutha f*ckin’ boat!

Carmen Electra Looks Solid

It’s that time of the year yet again. Yep, it’s New York Fashion Week and celebrity Carmen Electra was on hand and looking good in this black and gray dress. And if Carmen looks a little bit different, you’re not the only one that thinks so. It appears Carmen Electra has put on a few pounds, but I still she still looks great! And besides, what’s wrong with a little more junk in the trunk? With bikini season just around the corner, something tells me we will all be seeing much more of Carmen.

Melissa Satta on the Beach

It looks like our afternoon shipment of bikini pictures have come finally come in and Italian model Melissa Satta is the babe on display! Melissa looks great at Miami Beach in this little black bikini and she’s showing a whole lot of that little ass! Now I’m not going to say she’s the next best thing, although she is increasing her celebrity, but Melissa Satta’s nude body paint photos from Sports Illustrated were damn nice last week! Of course, these photos aren’t bad either.

Heidi Montag with More Boobs

Heidi Montag breaks out her new paid-for breasts in this funbag revealing red dress! But come on guys, what did we really expect after we found out she was getting her boobs motorboat-worthy for Spencer? Nothing new here Heidi other than the supersizing—and that includes her lips, too. Actually, her face looks like shit now. What did she do there? Heidi Montag is still an attention whore, and now it looks like we are going give her more attention than ever, especially with bikini season just around the corner!

Genevieve Morton Promotes SI Swimsuit

Genevieve Morton is in the 2010 Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated and here she is at the recent launch party in Las Vegas. Although Genevieve looks amazing in these photos wearing a nice low-cut and tight dress, I’ve yet to see her swimsuit photos from this year’s magazine. Judging by these great pics, I suspect she really pops in a swimsuit!

Brooklyn Decker Photos Keep Coming

As I mentioned previously, these Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue photos just keep getting cranked out. I’ve really enjoyed all of the body paint and bikini photos thus far, so a few more Brooklyn Decker bikini photos from SI are much appreciated. After having the priviledge of looking through the attached set of photos, I’ve realized that Brooklyn really does have one hell of a body. I guess I knew that before, but each time it’s like BAM all over again. Last years Sports Illustrated bikini photos were great, the pics from earlier this week were out of this world, and these are awesome too. I love this job.