As I sit here, it’s cold and wet out. So I thought to myself, “Self, we need a little pick-me-up. What can I do that will make me feel better about myself, other than drinking another bottle of Jack this afternoon?” Well, after a short deliberation with the other people in my head, I’ve decided to go with these Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures! I like to think of Candice as Bar Refaeli’s little sister, only not quite as famous nor voluptuous. I also like to think about the “sisters” and I in a bikini-less threesome.