Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot!

Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but would you really date this girl for her brains? My thoughts exactly.

Audrina Patridge is best left as the date you take to a very expensive black tie affair, but tell her to try not to speak and just look pretty.

Featured in their April issue, Audrina is the definition of vapid, yet still so perfect. Either when she’s crawling toward you in a hot bikini with a wifebeater or when she’s laying around on the beach in a skimpy bathing suit and heels, you’re going to love her beauty boobs!