Eliza Dushku stepped out on some red carpet event, but I know you don’t care about that because, like me, you’re distracted by her cleavage.

It’s okay, don’t be ashamed, we’ll start a support group. I think I’ll use her wonderful boobs as a reason to call off of work tomorrow.

Me: Hey, boss, I can’t come in to work.
Boss: Why, what’s up? Are you sick?
Me: Nope, I was busy all morning staring at Eliza Dushku’s breasts.
Boss: No problem, see you tomorrow.

True story.

Sure, she’s got a pretty face and everything, but I must give thanks to her rockin’ body for making my day. Now as far as those black tights go, I’m not a fan. She should show off more leg!