The freakishly weird singer Lady Gaga has retorted against the rumors that she’s a hermaphrodite. Even after that, it was rumored that she stole some chick’s boyfriend, but she wants to clear the air.

With or without the extra male parts, Gaga wants us all to know that she is not bangin’ anyone’s man. Actually she’s single and celibate.

She said, “I’m single. I haven’t got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved.”

Has Gaga been having some bad sex, because I know a few guys that could fix that for her. She added, “Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”

She is crazy, but this black lace getup she’s wearing is doing it for me.