Lindsay Lohan’s Terry Richardson Photo Shoot

Lindsay Lohan did her best Jesus impression for the cover of Purple magazine and if she’s Jesus, then I have sinned!

Lindsay pushed those boobs together for the cleavage shot and then pranced around in high heels and no panties, just like we like her. She should stay this way forever. It’s not like she has much of a career left anyways, right?

She flashes her butt when it’s likely that she’ll become irrelevant, so we’re in for a lifetime of treats. Thanks in advance, Lindsay, you’re my favorite has-been.