In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Megan Fox reveals that she’s only had sex with two men in her life. She banged her childhood sweetheart and David Silver Brian Austin Green.

If you thought your chances with this hottie were fair, think again. She said that the idea of having a one night stand makes her sick. Sorry fellas, but she’s practically a virgin.

She said, “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

So your chances of tapping that are nil. Maybe when her looks fade, we’ll all have a chance with her. But don’t count on it.