Eliza Dushku’s Cleavage Is Awesome

Eliza Dushku stepped out on some red carpet event, but I know you don’t care about that because, like me, you’re distracted by her cleavage. It’s okay, don’t be ashamed, we’ll start a support group. I think I’ll use her wonderful boobs as a reason to call off of work tomorrow. Me: Hey, boss, I can’t come in to work. Boss: Why, what’s up? Are you sick? Me: Nope, I was busy all morning staring at Eliza Dushku’s breasts. Boss: No problem, see you tomorrow. True story. Sure, she’s got a pretty face and everything, but I must give thanks to her rockin’ body for making my day. Now as far as those black tights go, I’m not a fan. She should show off more leg!

Model Lara Bingle Sues Brendan Fevola Over Leaked Nudes

I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of Lara Bingle, because before today, neither had I. I received some emails from you pervs, asking me to locate a certain photo of this model. Apparently, this chick let her ex-boyfriend Brendan Fevola, take some nude shower photos of her. Far be it for me to say that’s a bad thing. So, when he “leaked” the pics onto the internet, she got lawsuit happy – and fast.

Marisa Miller Is Smokin’ In Vegas Magazine

Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller is stunningly hot in this photo shoot for Vegas magazine. The blond bombshell must have channeled Marilyn Monroe or some other fifties pinup to get this glammed up sexy look. Can you believe that it’s been an entire month since we’ve gotten some Marisa goodness? Thank heavens that God is smiling down on me today. Now if I could only find my pants. Oh, where was I? That’s right, have I mentioned yet how hot Marisa Miller is? If you don’t believe me, check out these thumbnails. Unf. You don’t have to thank me, I’ll just let you know where to send a check.

Courtney Love & Lily Allen Feud On Twitter

Courtney Love tweets left and right like she has no self-control and that’s basically what I love about this crazy broad. When she wants to cut you down, she does it wholeheartedly, with misspellings and all. And she doesn’t stop, ever. Most recently, Courtney had a little bit of a falling out with Lily Allen over her supposed lockdown on Chanel dresses. Even more recently, however, Court ranted at Lily at the NME Awards over Lily laying the verbal smackdown on Courtney’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain. If you want to see what Ke$ha is going to look like in twenty years, click the thumbnails below.

Lindsay Lohan Still Loves To Party

Lindsay Lohan has recently come clean about her drug and alcohol abuse, but she’s been photographed out and about for three nights in a row. It sounds to me as if someone isn’t serious about coming clean already. She attributed her past cocaine use to her father, Michael, introducing her to the drug. She seemed like she really wanted to mend her ways, but partying it up until the wee hours of the morning isn’t helping.

Brooke Mueller Wants To Divorce Charlie

When Charlie Sheen married Brooke Mueller, he said, “I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.” It doesn’t seem that Brooke is feeling the same way now. Just two years after they tied the knot in a beautiful ceremony, Brooke wants out. Who could blame her? He literally took a stab at her on Christmas day after they spent all night drugging and boozing it up. Nothing says I love you like trying to slit your throat on Jesus’ birthday.

Audrina Patridge’s Sexy FHM Bikini Photos

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but would you really date this girl for her brains? My thoughts exactly. Audrina Patridge is best left as the date you take to a very expensive black tie affair, but tell her to try not to speak and just look pretty. Featured in their April issue, Audrina is the definition of vapid, yet still so perfect. Either when she’s crawling toward you in a hot bikini with a wifebeater or when she’s laying around on the beach in a skimpy bathing suit and heels, you’re going to love her beauty boobs! You can see more of Audrina Patridge and other sexy girls at FHM.com.

Irina Sheik Is One Hell Of A Beach Bunny

Well it’s Monday folks.  I know that’s nothing to get excited about, but the good news is that we’ve got these great pictures of Irina Sheik on the beach in a bikini!  Don’t ask me who she is because I don’t know.  Irina Sheik is just some hot ass chick that looks stunning in a bikini.  These kind of pictures are a dime a dozen really, but in no way am I complaining.  Take a look for yourself!