Full Frontal Lohan

We may not be seeing much of Lindsay Lohan for the next couple of weeks, since she’s currently locked up in an L.A. county jail, doing a miniscule part of her 90-day sentence for a parole violation. But we’ll be seeing all of her when her upcoming film “Inferno” finally hits the screen! Lindsay portrays porn star Linda Lovelace in the movie, and director Matthew Wilder promises lots of skin. “There will be full frontal nudity, but it will not be cinematic nudity—it will be more violent nudity. For example, linked images of the Vietnam war—that kind of context.” Uh, OK, but I think most of us would really rather look at less combat and more Lindsay!

Cintia’s Beach Party

Racy redhead Cintia Dicker is every beach boy’s fantasy in this layout from the August issue of Marie Claire France. We hope the Brazilian bombshell wore plenty of sunscreen!

Jen Gets Restraining Order Against Stalker

No doubt Jennifer Aniston is hoping for big crowds when she debuts her new perfume Lolavie in London today, but there’s one face she doesn’t want to see in the crowd. On Tuesday, the actress was granted a restraining order against Jason Peyton, the man who’s been stalking her. According to documents obtained by TMZ, “Peyton is an obsessed, mentally ill and delusional stalker—with a history of violence and criminal stalking —who drove cross-country in his delusional ‘mission’ to locate and marry [Aniston], with whom he believes he is in a relationship.” If that wasn’t scary enough, this guy was found with a sharp object, a bag and a roll of duct tape—don’t they call that a kidnap kit? Peyton has been institutionalized and has a violent past that includes attacking his own mother! Jen should be safe as long as she’s out of the country, but let’s hope this wacko hasn’t seen these sexy topless images of her from the Lolavie promo shoot!

Lindsay’s Life is Complex

By the time you read this, Lindsay Lohan may be behind bars, serving a 90-day sentence for violating her parole. Or she may be speeding down the 405 with the CHP in hot pursuit, after breaking out of the Pickford Lofts sober house and carjacking a Ford Bronco on La Cienega Blvd. Whatever Lindsay’s doing today, we can still enjoy these hot photos of her from Complex magazine.

Byrdie Rings Our Bell

The adorably-named Byrdie Bell is a NY party-girl-turned-actress/model, but she looks like a down-home country gal in these shots from Dossier Journal. Too bad they didn’t find a nice creek where she could go skinny-dipping!

Crista Revisits the ’60s

The decade of the ’60s was a golden era for Playboy magazine, and “Mad Men” actress Crista Flanagan revisited the period for the August cover. Inside the issue, Crista posed for more ’60s pinup shots. She told Playboy, “I really did feel like I was re-creating something and that I was bringing to life these women who already posed for Playboy in the ’60s. If I tell a friend I did this, they think I’m completely naked. … This was not Crista filling your wish list out. This was trying to capture an era.” Crista certainly succeeded!

Meet Kim Kardashian’s Lil’ Sis

It looks like the three oldest Kardashian siblings have some competition! Their younger sister Kendall Jenner is launching her modeling career, and the 14-year-old obviously inherited the family’s killer genes! Let’s hope Kendall can avoid some of the mistakes (like sex tapes and DUIs) that kept her sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe in the headlines.

Bregje’s a Summer Delight

17-year-old Bregje Heinen has been modeling for only a couple of years, but is already in demand by all the major fashion magazines. The Dutch beauty makes us happy summer is here in these shots from Jackie magazine. Her hot looks should ensure a great future as a supermodel!

Marisa’s Shape Secrets

Actress Marisa Tomei showed off her bikini-ready bod on the cover of August 2010 Shape magazine, and revealed her secrets for staying fit. “I love to play, play, play! To go out dancing and be boisterous. It’s fun to be a night owl, or feel naughty, drink wine, and have sex! Now that’s the best kind of play there is!” Marisa sounds like our kind of woman!

“Inception” Impresses, Disney Disappoints

Mind-bending sci-fi thriller “Inception” topped this weekend’s box office, scoring a smash debut opening at $60.4M, a major coups for leading man Leonardo DiCaprio. Last week’s winner “Despicable Me” held on at #2 with a weekend total of $32.7M. Lagging behind at #3, Jerry Bruckheimer’s “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” disappointed Disney with a paltry $17.3M for its three-day opening weekend. “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” raked in an additional $13.5M for fourth place. Rounding out the top ten are “Toy Story 3” ($11.8M), “Grown Ups” ($10M), “Last Airbender” ($7.4M),  “Predators” $6.7M, “Knight & Day” ($3.5M) and “Karate Kid” ($2.2M). Next week’s debuts look rather weak, with the only real standout being Angelina Jolie in “Salt.”

Tiah’s Terrific in Torrid Lingerie

Aussie sex bomb Tiah Eckhardt has a body made for modeling lacy underthings, which is what she’s doing in these shots from Eres Lingerie’s Fall 2010 ad campaign. Tiah’s already posed nude for numerous magazines, so these photos are pretty tame for her!

Miranda Talks Lingerie

What’s better than photos of the delectable Miranda Kerr in her undies? How about a video of her modeling bras and panties? Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage from Miranda’s latest shoot for Victoria’s Secret. This summer weekend just got hotter!

Nothing Stops Paris’s Vacation

Even the threat of a dope bust can’t keep Paris Hilton from enjoying a European holiday! The heiress-turned-reality star was detained at a private airport on Corsica after authorities on the French Island found a small amount of pot in her bag. Paris was released a short time later, and sent this Tweet: “So sick of people making up rumors about me. The latest one about me is completely false too. Don’t believe what you read. Silly nonsense.” A few hours later, she added this photo with the message: “I Love Summer Time!” Paris intends to keep the party going, no matter what!

Alyssa’s A-OK

It’s not hard to see why stunning Alyssa Miller has just been hired by Victoria’s Secret! The all-American beauty was born in California on the fourth of July, but shows her continental side in this layout from the July issue of Elle Italia.

How to Get Slim Like Kim

We’ve gone at least a week without a photo of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, and that just won’t do! Here’s Kim on the cover of Life & Style, giving her tips for looking hot this summer. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working!

Samantha’s an Original

Nineteen-year-old Samantha Harris owes her exotic looks to her fascinating heritage—she’s the first Aboriginal supermodel. The awesome Aussie donned swimwear for Seafolly’s Summer 2010 campaign.

Elena’s a Goddess

No wonder this layout for Modern Luxury is called “Almighty Goddess.” Gorgeous Romanian model Elena Baguci is a feast for the eyes posed in sexy swimwear against exotic backgrounds. That’s our idea of a dream vacation!

Lindsay Goes to Rehab, Peels for GQ

In a last-ditch attempt to avoid reporting to jail, Lindsay Lohan has entered a rehab facility. The actress’s new lawyer, Robert Shapiro of O.J. Simpson fame, owns Pickford Lofts in West Hollywood, a sober house where Lindsay will spend the next few days. It remains to be seen whether Judge Revel will be impressed enough to let Lindsay get out of checking into the pokey on Tuesday. In what may be the last photo layout of her we see for awhile, Lindsay appears in the latest issue of German GQ, with that nasty SCRAM bracelet artfully airbrushed out!

Pam’s Banned in Canada

Pamela Anderson has posed for several PETA ads over the years, but her latest is the most controversial yet! The sexy vegetarian’s anti-meat ad was rejected by the city of Montreal when PETA requested a permit to erect a billboard in city square. But the ad won’t go to waste—it will be displayed in a privately owned Montreal restaurant. After 20 years in the public eye, Pam still has what it takes to stir up a ruckus!

Charlize is Elle’s Belle

Charlize Theron is every guy’s dream girlfriend—talented, classy and drop-dead gorgeous! The Oscar winner is a blonde Venus in these photos from Elle France.