Lady Gaga gets naked in the new issue of Vanity Fair, and talks about her crappy love life. The pop diva stated, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” Uh, yeah—that’s weird all right. She added, “I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”

The singer does find time to indulge her fondness for cocaine. “I won’t lie; it’s occasional. And when I say occasional, I mean maybe a couple of times a year.” Gaga certainly doesn’t make the rock star lifestyle sound like much fun.