Keri Takes It Off for Esquire

Keri Russell breaks away from her sweet “Lifetime Movie” image with a part in the new Fox series “Running Wilde” and a sexy lingerie layout in Esquire magazine. This photo is all we have for now, but we can’t wait to see the rest!

Miraculous Miranda

A week without photos of Miranda Kerr is like a week without sunshine, so here’s another delicious dose of this supermodel in bikinis from the Victoria’s Secret catalog. Is it my imagination, or are her boobs looking bigger than ever?

Is The Situation Striking Out with Karina?

“Jersey Shore” Lothario Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino lucked out in landing sexy Karina Smirnoff as his partner on “Dancing with the Stars,” but that doesn’t guarantee instant romance! His “Shore” castmates think he’ll get the brush from the gorgeous dancing pro. “Mike doesn’t have any game,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told People magazine Sunday night at the VMAs. “He thinks he does, but he doesn’t. Karina’s just going to run away.” Ouch! To make it worse, his male buds agree. Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio stated, “That’s going to be a challenge for him. I know he likes the challenge.” Ronnie Magro was no more hopeful, saying, “He can try to hook up with her. For her sake, I hope he doesn’t.” With friends like that, does this guy need enemies? It’s not like Karina has been averse to finding love on the show—she had a long relationship with Mario Lopez after coaching him to second place several seasons back, and was briefly engaged to fellow pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Sofia’s Grateful for Her Breasts

Some actresses who have been naturally endowed with sexy curves try to play down their assets, but Sofia Vergara of “Modern Family” knows her voluptuous breasts have played a large part in her success. The actress told Self magazine, “I’m grateful I have them, and honestly, they’ve helped me a lot in my career, and I’ve always felt sexy.” Sofia didn’t feel that way when she first started developing, and recalled, “I wanted surgery. I told my mom, ‘As soon as I’m older, please take these boobs away.’ She said, ‘Sofia, shut up. When you’re 18, it will be different.’ I was like, ‘Why would I want these huge t–s?’ I’m a 34 DD. It’s hard to dress. No matter what I wear, I look like a stripper.” Viewers of “Modern Family” think Sofia looks hot in anything!

Jessica’s a Fair Lady

Jessica Alba is back on the big screen in “Machete,” and back on the pages of magazines looking totally hot! The curvy beauty posed for this very sexy layout in the latest issue of Italian Vanity Fair.

Miley and Liam Get Back Together

It was less than a month ago that Miley Cyrus and her hunky actor beau Liam Hemsworth announced they had split, and since then, the Disney teen star has been seen out with a co-star from her film “LOL.” But this weekend found Miley back in L.A. and back on the arm of her former honey. The couple, who met while filming “The Last Song” in 2009, were spied on Saturday picking up a take-out order at a Studio City Panera Bread and getting coffee at Starbucks. Only time will tell whether fickle Miley will make the reunion permanent.

Is Bristol Blowing Off Dance Practice?

Bristol Palin isn’t getting off to a very good start on “Dancing with the Stars.” The show hasn’t even hit the air yet this season, but the teen mom is already missing rehearsals. Last week, Bristol canceled on partner Mark Ballas three times—Tuesday to give a speech, Wednesday because baby Tripp was sick and part of Thursday for an unnamed reason. Given her family history of quitting when the going gets rough, you have to wonder if little Bristol will make it through the season—provided she doesn’t get cut early in the game.

Brooklyn’s Too Nice for Modeling

Gorgeous Brooklyn Decker had a great year career-wise, landing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and a role in the new Adam Sandler film, but as aspiring model, she was told that her looks didn’t fit the mold. “I have boobs. I’m very all-American,” Brooklyn told Page Six. “I wasn’t edgy. Plus, I’d walk in and be like, ‘Hey guys!’ with a big smile on my face. And they’d be like, ‘You are not cool. You are too nice’. . . But funnily enough, the second I started accepting that this is who I am, I started working a ton.” We’re glad she’s working a lot, because we can’t get enough of the beautiful Brooklyn!

“Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D” Takes Over the Box Office

Not surprisingly, “Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D” had an easy ride to the top of this weekend’s box office charts. As the only new major release of the week, the film took in a total of $28M to top number two “Takers” which made $5.9M. The rest of the top ten were tepid holdovers, still hanging in after last week’s Labor Day surge. George Clooney’s “The American” was down 56% for $5.8M, while “Machete” dropped 63% for $4.3M. The rest of the top ten were: “Going the Distance ($3.8M), “The Other Guys” ($3.7), “The Last Exorcism” ($3.5M), “The Expendables” ($3.3), “Eat, Pray, Love” ($3M) and “Inception” ($2.9M). Things don’t look especially promising for next week’s crop of new films, which includes “Never Let Me Go,” “Easy A,” “The Town,” “Devil” and “Jack Goes Boating.”

Miranda’s Sweet Secret

I can’t decide what’s hotter—Miranda Kerr in a bikini or the sexy supermodel in lingerie? Since we have photos of both from the new Victoria’s Secret catalog, nobody has to choose!

Megan’s a Big Tipper

In this teaser for a new Armani underwear commercial, Megan Fox seductively invites a cute bellboy into her hotel room while (barely) dressed in a robe open over lingerie. Tip? Who needs a tip?

Kim Thinks Pink

The perpetually tweeting Kim Kardashian drew some attention to pal Nicki Minaj’s new album Pink Friday by posting this photo, along with the message, “Celebrating #PinkFriday @NickiMinaj Love u Barbz!!!!!” While we’re enjoying the view, a pink plastic swimsuit doesn’t sound very comfortable. Who cares as long as Kim’s in it!

Scarlett’s a Ripe Mango

Scarlett Johansson makes us feel warm all over in these photos from the fall collection of fashion line Mango. Scarlett in a sweater gets guys in the mood for crisp, cool days and fireside nights!

Kristin Gets Kinky

Kristin Cavallari showed a wilder side than we ever saw on “The Hills” in these shots by celeb photog Tyler Shields. The actress posed for some playful B&D photos clad in lacy black lingerie. Is she telling us that she’s ready to take on racier roles?

Jennifer Flaunts for FHM

Former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins shows off how she won the title in the October issue of FHM. The awesome Aussie demonstrates how fruit really should be eaten!

Miranda’s Back on the Beach

Before she went off on maternity leave, Miranda Kerr posed for the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog, and we’re all glad she did! Summer may be over, but looking at Miranda in skimpy swimwear on a sandy beach will keep us warm all winter.

Heidi’s Hot in Playboy

Florida beach babe Heidi Lindgren was only 13 when she was “discovered” in the audience at a Britney Spears concert. Ten years later, the adult Heidi posed for French Playboy and shows why she’s one of the hottest models around!

Kim’s Unhappy About New Playboy Pics

Yesterday, we revealed two of the photos from Kim Kardashian’s 2007 Playboy shoot that have been released by the mag, and now we hear this was just the tip of the iceberg! Playboy has unearthed a total of 25 shots for the viewing pleasure of their Cyber Club members—and Kim’s not happy about it. A source told RadarOnline, “Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.” Really? Has she noticed they’re all over the internet? Maybe Kim’s upset because Playboy didn’t send her another check.

Rihanna Strips for New CD Cover

Rihanna’s people must think this photo for the cover of her new song “Only Girl (in the World” is terrifically sexy, but it isn’t. Maybe she’s buck nekkid behind that prom dress, but we’ve seen more than this of her bod when she’s at a ballgame with her boyfriend. The clown-red hair doesn’t help, either. Hope the song is more alluring than the cover!

Megan’s One Elle of a Cover Girl

Megan Fox has been sadly missing in action since her summer wedding to Brian Austin Green, so we’re happy to see her back in this sexy shot from Elle magazine. Foxy dished on married life: “When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.” She sure looks grownup to us!