I’m a huge fan of “Charlie’s Angels”—the original series from the 70s, not the lame remakes Hollywood keeps foisting off on us. It was bad enough when Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu did that pair of wretched films a few years ago, but now ABC has just cast three young hotties in a pilot for one more retread. If they want to get our attention, they’d better put all three girls in bikinis within ten minutes of the first episode! Meet the new Angels after the jump.

Minka Kelly as Marisa
This is kind of a no-brainer, since Minka is this year’s “it” girl, like Farrah Fawcett back in the mid-70s. OK, more like Megan Fox before she got fired off “Transformers.” Minka’s been chosen Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, so that should draw a few male viewers. Minka plays Marisa, an ex-Marine and weapons expert. I hope there will be a technical advisor on the set to keep her from accidentally shooting any of her co-stars.