Charlie Sheen’s crazy train just keeps chugging down the track, headed for an inevitable crash. Just after midnight on Saturday morning, the “Two and a Half Men” star tweeted that he had a job opening for a goddess, since “Rachel has left the building.”

Charlie didn’t have time to sort through the pile of applications for the porn star’s position, since Rachel returned to the fold a few hours later. So what happened? Charlie told RadarOnline, “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”
OK, that explains everything. No word so far as to how the second goddess, Natalie Kenly, reacted to the fracas. Charlie’s latest media blitz is a live Internet show on UStream at 7:00 PM EST Saturday night, which is sure to provide the press with a new set of nonsensical quotes.