Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Wet and Wild for GQ Brazil

There’s no way that Alessandra Ambrosio could ever look less than perfect, but this layout for GQ Brazil has to be her sexiest ever! The supermodel gets into Bond girl mode—and takes her top off, too! Alessandra in a bikini with a knife strapped to her thigh brings back memories of Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder striding out of the surf in the first James Bond movie, “Dr. No.” All of these photos are steamy enough to launch a thousand fantasies, and make you wonder whether Alessandra has any acting ambitions. After all, half the actresses working now can’t act, either, and some of them look like little boys next to this peach! See more of Alessandra in GQ Brazil after the jump.  

Chris Brown Apologizes for Broken Window

In an effort to further milk his publicity stunt and promote his new album, Chris Brown has offered a self-serving apology for his violent outburst on Tuesday’s edition of “Good Morning America.” The R&R star claimed he “had to blow off steam and let out the anger” when questioned on the air about how he beat the crap out of former girlfriend Rihanna two years ago. In an appearance on the BET show 106 & Park Wednesday, Brown tried to justify breaking a window at the “GMA” studio. “First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed with the way I acted. A lot of people don’t know what went down, and obviously when I do shows or when I do interviews, we always send out a talking point sheet. As the interview proceeded, it was kinda thrown off. I was thrown off by it.” He added, “So yes, I got very emotional, and I wanna apologize for acting like that.”

George Lopez Calls Kirstie Alley a Dancing Pig

George Lopez may be a funny man, but he’s not a gentleman. On Monday night, actress Kirstie Alley wowed TV audiences and the judges on “Dancing with the Stars” with her energetic cha-cha to Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You,” making her an early favorite for the finals. Kirstie’s stellar performance was especially surprising given her long and well-publicized struggle with weight problems. Alas, the actress’s terpsichorean talents failed to distract TV host George Lopez from her not-so-svelte figure.

Kendall Jenner is Prom Pretty for Sherri Hill

People are always complaining that Kendall Jenner is modeling skimpy bikinis and other revealing outfits at the tender age of 15. Will they be happier to see the budding model in prom dresses? Probably not, since some of the dresses are on the glam side, but who better to sell prom dresses to teens than another teen? Kendall posed in the new collection from Sherri Hill, and her big sis Kim Kardashian gushed to Celebuzz: “I can’t believe how stunning Kendall looks in her final shots for Sherri Hill prom dresses! These pictures are so gorgeous!” See more of Kendall after the jump.  

Tiah Eckhardt is a Rockabilly Filly for Wheels and Dollbaby

I love going to the rockabilly clubs where half the girls look like Bettie Page and the rest are split between redheads who are channeling Jessica Rabbit and bleached blondes who’d be right at home in a 50s B movie about girls in reform school. Maybe that’s why Tiah Eckhardt is one of my favorite models, because she’d be right at home in an old Elvis movie, playing the bad girl who lost him to the good girl at the end. Here’s Tiah getting in a 50s groove for the rocker chick clothes of Wheels and Dollbaby, and she’s pinup perfect! See more of Tiah after the jump.  

Anyone with a Shoe Fetish Will Love Kelly Brook in Gina Shoes

We seem to be getting a lot of photos of British model/actress Kelly Brook lately, which is a good thing since she’s expecting a baby and will be out of action for a while. Today’s batch shows Kelly looking like a vintage pinup while modeling some sexy stilettos for Gina Shoes. Of course, the only guys who’ll even notice she’s wearing anything on her feet are shoe fetishists. Not that there’s anything wrong with that—whatever turns you on. The rest of us are too busy admiring Kelly’s amazing cleavage! See more of Kelly, her assets and her shoes after the jump.  

Anne Vyalitsyna Shows Some Skin in Tush

Yesterday, we had some slightly sleazy photos from Nuts, which is a British magazine full of photos of semi-nude glamour models. Today we have a classier collection from Tush, which looks like some magazine from Germany that pretends to be more upscale because it has nekkid shots of fashion models instead of chicks with double-H cup implants. Here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model Anne Vyalitsyna lounging around on a bed without many clothes on, which works for us. Anne V is hot in bikinis, lingerie or nothing at all, so we’re always happy to see a layout of her hotness! See more of Anne after the jump.  

R.I.P Elizabeth Taylor, The Last Star

The most legendary and beautiful actress ever to grace the silver screen died this morning at the age of 79. Elizabeth Taylor had been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for several weeks suffering from congestive heart failure. A biographer called Taylor “The Last Star,” and she certainly lived like one until the very end. Taylor began her career as a child star in films like “National Velvet,” before blooming into a voluptuous, one-of-a-kind beauty. In the 50s and 60s, Taylor was best known for her tumultuous personal life that included eight marriages and a pair of headline-making affairs. In 1959, following the tragic death of third husband Michael Todd, Taylor began an affair with his best friend, singer Eddie Fisher that scandalized the nation because the teen idol was still married to girl-next-door Debbie Reynolds, the mother of his two young children.

Victoria Silvstedt is Busty in Bonprix Lingerie

Swedish model Victoria Silvstedt is best known for being Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for December 1996 and then the 1997 Playmate of the Year. That’s about all she’s known for, since for the last few years she seems to spend most of her time hanging out on international beaches in brief bikinis while in the company of various rich old men. That sounds pretty boring, so it’s nice to see that she’s found some work, even if it involved modeling cheap lingerie like Bonprix. The more expensive brands hire younger, hotter models like Irina Shayk, so Victoria’s lucky to get a job like this at all. See more of Victoria in Bonprix undies after the jump.  

Lindsay Lohan Parties Like a Rock Star in NYC

Lindsay Lohan may be facing a six-month stint in the slammer for allegedly lifting a necklace, but that didn’t stop her from hitting all the hot clubs during her recent trip to New York! The troubled actress visited no less than seven Big Apple nightclubs in only four days, starting with a trip to Riff Raff’s on Thursday, where she was spotted nursing a can of Red Bull. Later that night, Linds hit up SL and 1Oak, again sipping Red Bull. Another clubgoer dished, “She was under a microscope because people were waiting to see if she was going to drink, but she didn’t.” Maybe not that night, but an insider shared this report from the weekend. “Saturday night at [new restaurant] Beauty & Essex, Lindsay was at a table with her brother and sister. She was ordering and drinking cocktails, texting nonstop, taking pictures and acting a little crazy.” Crazy for Lindsay or just crazy?

Jorgie Porter and Jessica Jane Clement Show Why TV Stars Strip

Nuts is one of those magazines with only one purpose—to show impossibly busty women with little or no clothes on. This is refreshing in a business where so many other lad mags have pretensions of intellect and insist on cluttering up their pages with long, wordy articles. This issue’s theme is busty British TV stars giving their deepest feelings on which Hollywood celebrities they’d like to work with—or have sex with, which is probably the same thing. Jessica Jane Clement and Jorgie Porter are among the bodacious babes from Britain who bare their thoughts, among other things. See more of the English TV dolls after the jump.  

Brooklyn Decker Gets a Serious Actress Makeover

Does this mean that model Brooklyn Decker is getting serious about pursuing an acting career? The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl made her major film debut in last month’s “Just Go With It,” alongside Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Brooklyn has stated that she might be ready to trade her modeling career for fulltime movie stardom, and on Tuesday, she took a big step toward changing her image. She visited the salon of celebrity stylist Ted Gibson and emerged with a sophisticated shoulder length bob! This was quite a change from Brooklyn’s former long locks. The stylist Tweeted, “I loved cutting your hair 12 inches off today!!” Wonder what hubby Andy Roddick had to say about the new ‘do? See photos of Brooklyn’s “old” look after the jump.  

Alessandra Ambrosio is Mellow in Yellow for Victoria’s Secret

It’s hard to believe that Alessandra Ambrosio turns 30 next month, and is the mom of a 2 ½-year-old little girl! The Brazilian beauty is as stunning as when she began modeling for Victoria’s Secret in 2000, especially when her amazing bod is barely covered by the brand’s sweet little nothings. Those tiny yellow bikini panties are just made to hug curves like Alessandra’s. To keep her supermodel shape, Alessandra works out with a trainer doing something called the Brazilian Butt Lift that combines samba, capoeira and aerobics. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working! See more of Alessandra in VS undies after the jump.  

Niki Taylor Takes One for the Team on Celebrity Apprentice

On Sunday night’s episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” neither team exactly covered itself with glory. Female team ASAP, lead by Niki Taylor,  vied with the guys from team Backbone to promote Camping World by concocting a camper’s paradise in the middle of Manhattan. The task was daunting enough, but when you throw in leaders who have no idea what they’re doing and team members who can’t work as a unit, things are bound to fall apart. In this case, the whole mess was complicated by the presence of batshit crazy Gary Busey, whose entire career these days seems to be going from one reality show to another. The befuddled Busey failed to coordinate his team members Mark McGrath, “Survivor” winner Richard Hatch, Meat Loaf and Lil’ Jon, giving the same tasks to more than one candidate. Things were even worse for Taylor, who was too much of a lady to stand up to the ridiculously aggressive Star Jones.

Jillian Beyor is in Great Shape for Fitness Gurls Magazine

It’s no surprise that Jillian Beyor is in terrific shape, since she began her career modeling bikinis for Hawaiian Tropic. From there, Jillian moved on to Playboy, starting out as Coed of the Week in 2006, then becoming Cyber Girl of the Month in May 2007 and Model of the Year in 2008. The curvy brunette was also a playmate in Playboy Mexico and Venezuela, plus she took the cover of the Mexican edition in September 2009. Too bad we don’t see more of this bodacious babe in U.S. Playboy—but at least we can gaze on just about all of her in these sexy shots from Fitness Gurls Magazine! See more of Jillian after the jump.  

Rachel Bilson is the Cat’s Meow

Rachel Bilson is always just as cute as an adorable kitten, but photographer Mark Anderson brought out her wild side in these shots! The actress tries out some animal prints and gets all sultry and feral for the camera in this glossy photo shoot. Rachel’s career hasn’t been so busy lately, but she’s about to star in a upcoming CW series called “Hart of Dixie.” Her love life has been equally unsettled, as her on-and-off affair with actor Hayden Christensen was reportedly back on in November of last year, but four months later, who knows? See more of Rachel after the jump.  

Oscar Head Writer Critiques James Franco’s Hosting

Ever since the Oscar broadcast aired, opinions of hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco have been bandied about, with the general consensus being that the Academy should look for another host next year. Less critical and more forgiving is the show’s head writer Bruce Vilanch.

Kelly Brook is a Magical Mermaid

Besides being a model and actress, the monumentally stacked Kelly Brook is an entrepreneur, designing and modeling her own line of swimwear. These shots show off Kelly’s ample curves as well as her talents as a designer, and who doesn’t love her amazing body! She evokes vintage movie stars like Esther Williams in these seductive aquatic photos, but with a modern air all her own. Since Kelly became a snack for a pack of carnivorous fish in her last film “Piranha 3-D,” it’s a wonder she’s not afraid of the water! See more of Kelly swimming in sexy swimwear after the jump.  

Irina Shayk Gets Hot with a Hunky Male Model for Xti

We thought Irina Shayk looked impossibly hot on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but these steamy photos set your eyeballs on fire! In this ad campaign for the Spanish Xti clothing line, the Russian supermodel gets topless and drapes herself all over handsome male model Arthur Sales. Just think—the lucky guy’s getting paid for this! We should all have a job like that. Does her footballer BF Cristiano Ronaldo know about this? Well, some guys could use a good dose of jealousy every now and then! See more of Irina and Arthur in Xti after the jump.  

Eva Longoria Celebrates Birthday All Week Long

Eva Longoria turned 36 last week, and didn’t let a little thing like her recent divorce from Tony Parker get her down! Eva started the festivities last weekend with an intimate party for a few pals including her 26-year-old BF Eduardo Cruz, his big sis Penélope Cruz and her hubby Javier Bardem, Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum and Kanye West. Then on Tuesday, the birthday girl enjoyed a day at Disneyland and Disney California Adventure Park with Cruz and members of her family, followed by a lavish dinner at Buca di Beppo in Anaheim. Afterward, Eva posted to her Facebook page: “Thank you everyone for the wonderful bday wishes! I’m celebrated with my family at the happiest place on earth! Disneyland!” Friday, the party moved to Las Vegas, where Eva, Eduardo and a group of friends enjoyed dinner at her Beso restaurant, followed by a night of dancing and drinking at Eve, where they sipped on “The Sparkling Eva” cocktail made of champagne and NUVO, garnished with a strawberry.