One of Jermaine Jackson’s several baby mommas has finally taken him to court and scored an order of child support, but the former J5 member is doing everything he can to weasel out of the obligation. Alejandra Jackson, the mother of Jermaine’s sons Jaafar and Jermajesty, has taken him to court over years of unpaid child support and Michael’s older bro has been ordered to pay $80,000 over the next few weeks.

Jermaine has to ante up $5,000 by cashiers check on April 4, $15,000 by April 8, $20,000 by April 13 and $40,000 by May 13. Predictably, he’s poor mouthing and claiming he can’t pay, despite having his driver’s license revoked because of being a deadbeat dad. As he was leaving the courtroom Friday, Jermaine told RadarOnline, “I’m not rich like Michael was.” No, he’s not, because he’s hardly worked a day since the Jackson Five broke up.

This is not the first set of kids Jermaine has tried to avoid supporting. Back in the 70s, he married the daughter of Motown mogul Berry Gordy and they had a son and a daughter before divorcing. Then he entered a relationship with Margaret Maldonado that produced two more sons, Jeremy and Jourdynn.

Did Jermaine support any of those kids? Of course not. Fortunately, Hazel Gordy Jackson had daddy Berry to fall back on, and Margaret founded a very successful agency that reps fashion stylists, so Jermaine was able to skate for years because his first two ex-wives had their own money.

But then he took up with Alejandra, who already had two children by Jermaine’s younger brother Randy. Since Randy, like most of the Jackson brothers, had no means of support, Alejandra’s been living at the Jackson compound for years, rent-free.

But now family matriarch Katherine wants her to move out, so Alejandra is demanding that Jermaine finally start paying up. Good luck collecting that money, hon—you can’t get blood out of a turnip.