Not satisfied with handing out her ridiculous advice via her GOOP website, now Gwyneth Paltrow wants us to buy her cookbook—and her image as a happy homemaker.

What is it with celebrity cookbooks? This is the second one this week. At least Eva Longoria seems like she might know a thing or two about cooking, since she grew up in a middle class home and owns a restaurant. Gwennie, OTOH, seems like she couldn’t even find the kitchen unless the cook gave her directions or she stumbled into it on the way to the pool.