Who needs a fancy, overpriced wedding? We’d rather elope with a sexy little bride!

I just turned off the TV when a news program had a special about that royal wedding that’s coming up in a few days. I know some people are just lapping up every tidbit about this shindig, but I’m totally bored by the whole thing. Maybe if the bride looked like Lily Aldridge and was going to walk down the aisle in this year’s line of bridal lingerie from Victoria’s Secret, then I ‘d be interested! Another batch of photos has surfaced of the luscious Lily looking like the bride of our dreams. Maybe marriage isn’t so bad after all?