Lindsay Lohan just can’t help herself.

Given her record of bad decisions, or not thinking at all, it’s safe to say that the space inside Lindsay Lohan’s head must be as blank as a sheet of white paper. That’s why she’s the ideal subject for a magazine called Blank. Exercising her usual class and good taste, Linds has a cig hanging out of her mouth and one hand scratching an itch on her boob. If there’s an article inside on the errant actress, she’s probably whining about how she’s the injured party and people are plotting against her, or her big career plans for the future, ignoring the fact that she can’t stay out of jail long enough to do any work at all.