If any of us mere mortals had done half the crap Lindsay has over the last few years, we’d be stuck in the slammer til we’re old and gray. But since she lived such a charmed life, Lindsay’s going to get away with her latest crime without doing a single day behind bars.

Although errant actress Lindsay Lohan has more mug shots and jail admission photos than an unlucky crack dealer, she never seems to stay inside for very long. Now according to RadarOnline, she’s going to get out of theft charges without spending even an hour in jail!

A private meeting on Monday between Lindsay’s legal eagle Shawn Holley and new prosecutor Melanie Chavira produced a deal that will let Linds get off with just another year’s probation. Of course, she’s already racked up so many years of probation that she won’t get off until she’s 30. A source told RadarOnline, “Lindsay knows she dodged a major bullet. She doesn’t like the fact she’ll be on probation for another year, but it beats being in state prison.”

I wonder if the highly-paid Shawn Holley has tried explaining to her client that she wouldn’t be on probation at all if she’d quit breaking the law. This latest escapade, where Lindsay walked out of a jewelry store wearing a pricey necklace and didn’t bother to return it until she found out the police were on the case, is a good example of how careless she is about staying on the good side of the law when one infraction could violate her probation and send her right back to jail.

Linds is already doing 380 hours of community service for violating probation on her second DUI conviction back in 2007. She’s been serving it at L.A.’s Downtown Women’s Center, which gives aid to homeless women. I’ve been to this place to make donations, and it’s just about the most depressing place on earth. It’s located in the heart of Skid Row, across the street from the Midnight Mission, and I recall having to walk through puddles of urine to get to the building from the parking lot. Maybe spending a few weeks at this place and seeing how fortunate she is to have the life she does will give the spoiled starlet a major wake-up call.