If this magazine layout leaves you dazed and confused, you’re not alone!

When you have one of the most glamorous and successful women in show business on your cover, you try to make her look as sexy and fabulous as possible, right? Apparently the tragically edgy fashion mag Dazed & Confused didn’t think so, because they managed to turn pop star Beyonce into a five-dollah park hooker for their latest issue. This tawdry layout titled “The Simple Life” finds the classy singer lounging around a rusty doublewide on a lawn chair while barely dressed in outfits suitable for hanging out in a truck stop parking lot. Sure, the photos grab your attention—but not in a good way.