Were you disappointed in your girlfriend’s Halloween costume last year? This Playboy babe has some ideas for you!

If you were hoping your lady would dress up really slutty for Halloween, only to have her show up as Snooki or Sarah Palin, Bridget Marquardt can help. The least-famous of the three original Girls Next Door has her own line of sexy costumes at GirlieLingerie.com that will bring out the inner hooker in any woman. For about $100, you can transform your honey into a pirate, French maid, devil, schoolgirl or gypsy. There’s even a costume based on Hugh Hefner that looks suspiciously like what his runaway bride Crystal Harris is wearing on the current cover of Playboy. Now all you have to do is convince your sweetie to put on one of these tacky things.