A sexy model in a camouflage bikini? We’ll salute that!

Making a bikini out of camo material doesn’t really make much sense, because the suit’s way too small to camouflage anything! Still, model Alyssa Miller looks megahot in these military-themed bikinis by Calzedonia. She looks like she’d be happier on a tropical beach or a millionaire’s yacht than in a foxhole, but Alyssa has the kind of bod that makes even a less-than-attractive bikini smokin’ hot! Cheer up, Alyssa! The weekend is still young and there are lots more colorful bikinis out there waiting for you to fill them out!