The show just got a lot less sexy, darn it!

If you’re a red-blooded guy who might have considered tuning into “Dancing with the Stars,” you can forget about it now. Elisabetta Canalis, the gorgeous Italian supermodel and former main squeeze of George Clooney, fell victim to the hottie curse that guarantees the season’s best-looking female will be voted off within the first three weeks. Why? Probably because the “DWTS” audience is largely made up of unattractive housewives who are insanely jealous of women that are famous for being beautiful. Especially sad is the fact that Elisabetta was ejected before having a wardrobe malfunction—and that harpy Nancy Grace did have one. I was really hoping to see that hysterical shrew go home tonight, but alas, she has lived to dance again. The only person to be happy about this is Casey Anthony, since this is just about the only show on TV where Nancy can’t go into a rant about the worst mom alive. Arividerchi, Elisabetta. Your hotness will be missed.