Who knows better how to stuff a wild bikini than this supermodel?

Magazines that cater to women are always doing articles on how to look as good in your bikini as a swimsuit model. These stories are totally bogus because (a) 99% of women could eat nothing but broccoli while working out ten hours a day for six months but never be ready for the SI Swimsuit Issue and (b) models are so young, tall, thin and genetically gifted that they could sit around the house eating quarts of ice cream without gaining an ounce. The only redeeming things about stupid articles like this one from Australia’s Grazia are the hot photos of models like Miranda Kerr in skimpy bikinis! We don’t care how she got this way, we’re just happy to have her around!