We promise to be good next year!

Even when we get too old to sit on Santa’s lap, all of us have things we’d love to get for Christmas each year. Maybe you’re hoping for a big screen TV or an iPad, all the while knowing you’re more likely to find mittens and a scarf in your stocking come Christmas morning. Since you’re likely to be disappointed anyway, why not dream big and ask Santa to bring you a supermodel, one like Brooklyn Decker? Think how excited you would be to find this blonde goddess lounging under the twinkling lights dressed in just filmy lingerie! Wouldn’t that be reason enough to be a really good boy?