How do you make the ideal swimsuit even better?

The “Jersey Shore” fad can’t last much longer, so the cast members have to grab as much cash as they can before their 15 minutes is over. The extravagantly endowed Jenni “JWOWW” Farley has invested her augmented assets into a new line of swimsuits called Perfect Tan Bikini. The gimmick of these suits is that the pieces are glued to the wearer’s skin so that she can undo the straps for a more even tan without having the whole suit fall off. The adhesive is supposed to be activated by body temperature, but we suspect that these suits will either come unglued at the wrong time or require soaking to peel off the user’s skin. But who really cares, as long as we get to look at the busty JWOWW modeling the teeny bikinis?