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Britney Spears no longer vacations anywhere near the United States. I think partly because she’s trying to get away from all the shit she has stirred up around here, and partly because it’s harder for people to keep track of her. Because when we see what Britney is doing we bad mouth her and then give our opinion of what she should be doing. So here goes: Britney Spears sucks because she’s vacationing again! How many vacations can a person go on in a year? She practically lives in a bikini. She should be improving her life. You know, doing things like learning how to sing, spending time with her kids, taking self-help courses and getting tested for all the sexually transmitted diseases that she most likely has. Love you, Brit, but I had to do that.

Celebrity Britney Spears turns heads no matter where she goes, but today onlookers get a little more than even they expected! Yep, here is the singer down in Austrlia and it appears one of her girls is still in North America while the other is on tour down south. Hey Britney, this look really only works if you have something worth looking at. You’ve had several kids—and it looks like it—so please consider a little more modesty! Besides, some midget or young kid could lose an eye down there.

HT: “Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there. I know that she’s in Australia and things are a little different in the southern hemisphere. Toilets flush the other way, which is just weird, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘Down Under.’”

• Sophie Monk nude videos!  Yeah that’s right! (NSFW) – Egotastic!
• Midnight T&A: Melita Toniolo – Celebslam
• How you can be better in bed…yes you! – College Candy
• Britney Spears shops in some short shorts – Allie is Wired

• Rihanna is see-through, again! – Celeb Gossipz
• Kim Kardashian shines on the red carpet – HQ Celebrity
• Lindsay Lohan tries to suck Miley Cyrus in – Anything Hollywood
• Megan Fox will be in Transformers 3! Yes! – Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears has been laying low as of late, but here are some photos of the celebrity leaving the grocery store. It looks like this homemaker is restocking the pantry. I wonder if Britney Spears really does a lot of cooking? Maybe she’s taken some cooking classes and has become one hell of a chef. Oh, wouldn’t that just chap Kevin Federline’s fat ass! If Britney could work wonders with hamburger meat, then I might be incline to give her a shot? Well, maybe not, especially if she decided to go completely nuts again. She bought food, but forgot her bra, so it wouldn’t be all bad. Do you think you could handle being Britney Spear’s boyfriend?    

Teen Queen Miley Cyrus was at Millions of Milkshakes yesterday showing us how she likes her ice cream. Miley arrived in these jean shorts and black boots and looked quite adorable. Miley Cyrus has not yet turned 18, but she apparently is getting a ton of coverage. Photos of Miley are showing up everywhere. It looks like the paparazzi may have found the new Britney Spears. And by that I mean an under-aged singing star that is up and coming, not someone that is about to psycho.

The 2009 Teen Choice Awards happened in case you missed it and if your DVR was not set to record. Personally, I could really care less about the award show, but I know there’s a lot of you out there that watched. Now, if you are like me and prefer not to waste a couple hours of your life watching the Teen Choice Awards, take a look at all the pictures instead. To recap some of the bigger celebrities that were there, here are 95+ pictures that include Amanda Bynes, Audrina Patridge, Britney Spears, Ashley Tisdale, Hayden Panettiere, Jordana Brewster, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Bell, Miley Cyrus, and Vanessa Hudgens.

August 10th, 2009 | NewsToob | 1 comment | Continued