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Here are some photos of bikini girl from “American Idol” to check out. If you did not watch the last season of Idol then you will not have a clue who she is, but neither will 23% of the people that did watch the show, so don’t feel too bad. For those that watched, recall that Simon Cowell actually gave Katrina Darrell (that is her real name by the way) the go-ahead simply because she was dressed in a bikini. And before you ask, the answer is no. Bikini girl could not carry a tune in a bucket. In fact, the only thing she could carry were her breast implants in a bikini. And on that note, here are some additional photos of Katrina Darrell to scope out.

If you are a David Archuleta fan, then you probably watched “American Idol” on Wednesday and saw them take a trip home with him to Salt Lake City, Utah. As moving as this trip home with David was, and as consistent as this kid has been over the season, something about him is totally off. The few times I have caught the show (OK, I watch it religously and even moderate the forums), David Archuleta has seemed completely clueless.

He really does have talent, but it also seems like he’s really well “baked.” You know, graaaass maaaaan. I’m not saying he’s a drug user, but he needs to wake up and smell the f#&king coffee! Actually, it might help if he took a couple puffs. But on the bright side, this dude has 13-year old girls throwing themselves at him and he’s still got a year before it’s not legal anymore.

But forget him, vote for David Cook — because he deserves to win! 

Hallmark recently expanded their Shoebox line of cards to include card that spoof and pretty much make fun of some of today’s hottest celebrities and the news surrounding them. Currently, their celebrity humor cards feature the faces of such stars as Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell, Rachael Ray, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart, Tiger Woods, and of course, Paris Hilton.

Encore…do you want more? Well, with "American Idol" now over and done, the show's completion is finally sinking in. I mean, no more lame singers to make fun of, no more bad decisions by the voting public to criticize, and no more drunken Paula Abdul to laugh at. Kind of a bummer. Well, as more of a tribute to the Idol judges than anything else, here are Randy Jackson, Paula, and Simon Cowell from finale night in their typical order.  

In an effort to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua Tulip, Paula Abdul ends up tripping and breaking her nose instead.  Her rep David Brokaw tells PEOPLE.

"She went to the doctor and she did break her nose, but she's moving on and doing great" Brokaw says. "She looks terrific. If you didn't know she broke her nose, you'd never guess anything happened to her."

Now people are going to be pay more attention to her nose than actually listening to the last 2 singers left on American Idol tonight.

Wilmer Valderrama has met with Simon Cowell and "American Idol"show producers for a series of new television show projects. The best I can tell, the initial deal includes scripted and reality shows for Wil, and Valderrama may even wind up with a starring role in addition to developing them. Hey Wil, here's a line for your new show, "Yo mama's an American Idol!"