Tara Reid Photos and News
Tara Reid in a Bikini
Tara Reid is showing her bikini body on the beach, but does anybody think it’s still hot or even cares? The actress was definitely hot in American Pie, but lately Tara has lost her luster. Which is sad for her and me because she still got those implants. They would look wonderful on a vintage hot Tara Reid, without a doubt!
Tara Reid Used to be Hot
A long time ago I would’ve totally hooked up with Tara Reid. Now after seeing what she’s become at Coachella, I probably have an actual chance at hooking up with the actress. Tara looks kind of trashy, but what amazes me is those fake breasts. They are the saggiest things I’ve laid eyes on. I would hate for Tara to take that shirt off. It’s the only thing holding them up it seems. Tara Reid definitely should’ve gotten her money back and spent it trying to regain her beauty!
Tara Reid Turns 30
Tara Reid celebrated her 30th birthday at the Rok Bar in South Miami Beach. It’s not like Tara really needed another reason to get hammered! Her friends also came out to help her celebrate this momentous occasion. At least Tara is still looking pretty good for 30 (and she’s still alive!). Tara Reid better enjoy it while it lasts because these photos will give her 10 minutes of recognition before she fades back to drunken obscurity.
Tara Reid Disrespects A Bikini… Again
Tara Reid really needs to rethink her wardrobe. Specifically, she needs to retire each and every one of her bikinis. I know, I thought I would never have to say it. But yes, I am actually telling a woman to not wear a bikini. It’s a sad day not only because I’m asking this celebrity to hang up her bikini, but because I have now focused all of my attention on Tara Reid and her fugly abs, or lack thereof. If these photos don’t convince you that I speak the truth then check out these bikini pics and then this shot of Tara Reid’s ass.
Guess That Ass!
Why did someone have to take these bikini pictures of our Guess That Ass celebrity? These are the kind of pictures that take all the fun out of this little game of guessing celebrity ass – and remove all the lunch from my stomach! I’m already having nightmares from just looking at this shit! Good luck though, I guess.
Tara Reid Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid walks around on the beach in this green bikini and shows us the only reason that she is still a D-list celebrity! Hey, there is not a person alive that will admit to being a Tara Reid fan, but we do love to see her showing off her body. That’s that so enjoy the photos!
Tara Reid Shows Off Her Cleavage in a White Skirt
Imagine that, Tara Reid is busting out of the little white dress that she’s wearing. I’m not sure what Tara has done to herself lately, but at least it is an improvement over what we have seen in the past!
But cleavage is cleavage, so why complain right? Well… not all cleavage is created equal. Who’s with me on this one? I’d hate to see Rosanne showing off her bahama-mamas! OK, I’ll be right back… I just thew up in my mouth a little!
Tara Reid Bikini Pictures From Miami
Normally, Tara Reid repulses me to the point I don’t want to even post any pictures of her, but these bikini pictures are an exception. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Tara Reid doesn’t look half-bad in her bikini.
This might just be because we aren’t getting a good view of her boobs since they are usually all jacked up looking — and the photographer didn’t zoom in on her typically repulsive stomach. No matter how many times we’ve bad mouthed her in the past, I take it all back. Just kidding, it’s just too easy to poke fun at Tara Reid!
Tara Reid Won’t Let Us See Her Bikini
OK Tara Reid, make up your damn mind! First you show us pictures of you in a bikini rubbing your boobs down, and now in these you are covering yourself up. If you are going to wear a bikini, don’t bother hiding… give the American public something to look at!
Unless you are covering up for a specific reason such as, um let’s see… being pregnant?
Sexy Time With Tara Reid
All I’ve gotta say is WOW! Tara Reid is just as sexy as ever! The only thing she’s got going for her is that her breasts are actually taking the attention from her face. Normally her boobs are a bit deformed or something, but I’m guessing the bikini rub down helped loosen the silicon up!
Tara Reid Rushed to Hospital
It was reported that notorious party girl Tara Reid took a tumble at a late night soiree in Bali. Let me guess, alcohol was involved? Tara was rushed to a local hospital, where she was treated and later released.
The former “Taradise” host suffered minor cuts and bruises from the fall. Tara’s said to be recuperating at her hotel.
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