Britney Spears

Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures Show Off Her Hairy Ass

July 3rd, 2008 • NewsToob Team • 0 comments • Filed Under

OMG!! Britney Spears has completely made me go blind for sure now! Haven’t we seen enough of Brit’s bits and pieces? I have come to learn to never underestimate the redneck heritage Britney Spears possesses. I mean really, WTF is she thinking when she goes out in public like this?

You know the paparazzi is going to be right there with every single move you make, so cover that shit up, Britney! If you can’t manage that, at least get that ass waxed! Damn, I just lost my appetite for lunch!

Britney Spears Bikini Candids in Hollywood

June 27th, 2008 • NewsToob Team • 0 comments • Filed Under

I think the fact that we’ve seen so much of Britney Spears lately it really doesn’t get anyone excited seeing these bikini pictures of her. There was a time, long ago, when we all would have been sitting on the edge of our seats to see Britney strolling around in a bikini. Well obviously that time has come and gone. Kind of like Jessica Simpson’s acting career….whoosh right out the window!

The Bitch is Back - Home!

June 19th, 2008 • Big Toober • 1 comment • Filed Under

Britney Spears goes to help Jamie Lynn and the baby

Britney Spears is back home in Kentwood, Louisiana, to watch her baby sister Jamie Lynn Spears give birth. Yee haw! Britney flew down early yesterday morning into New Orleans, then traveled by truck outside of town, then by mule down a timber road, and finally walked the last leg of the trip deep into the woods. And then she was there!

Kidding y’all, she’s rich now — that was so 13 years ago! The Spears family converged on their mansion in Kentwood — and Jamie Lynn is expected to drop the bomb anyday. I’m sure Britney will be dishing plenty of child rearing tips. Ha.

Britney Spears in Costa Rica Bikini Pictures

May 18th, 2008 • NewsToob Team • 0 comments • Filed Under

Yeehaw! Check out Britney Spears ridin’ that four wheeler like a true country girl. This girl has talent beyond belief I tell ya! She can act, she can sing, and doesn’t she just look great in a bikini?

These bikini pictures were taken while Britney was havin’ a little redneck fun down in Costa Rica. Makes me wanna grab my shotgun, put on my boots, and go have some fun huntin’ them rascally rabbits!

Is Britney Spears Back on Track?

April 22nd, 2008 • ToobMaster • 0 comments • Filed Under

Wow, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but is Britney Spears finally getting her shit in order? I mean we’ve seen her trashed out so much lately it’s hard to remember the old Brit.

OMG! I can’t believe I was actually thinking Britney is looking better!

Britney Spears Can Act

April 3rd, 2008 • Big Toober • 2 comments • Filed Under

Britney Spears can act

Stop, it’s Britney time! According to TV Guide, Britney Spears is in talks with CBS to reprise her guest role on the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother.” Britney’s appearance as a receptionist for a dermatologist boosted the show’s rating and was highly-praised by critics (believe it or not).

Since then, the BS has allegedly received several different acting offers — including an offer for her own damn show! The “B” has skills!

Watch Britney Spears in Action

Britney Spears Loses 15 Pounds in 4 Weeks

April 3rd, 2008 • ToobMaster • 0 comments • Filed Under

The secret is out on how Britney Spears lost 15 pounds in only 4 weeks — use a photo that is 5 years old! HAHAHA what a bunch of dumb asses I swear! The Huffington Post totally served OK! a can of whoop ass and called them out:

Back to her old body, indeed. The image OK! uses to show Britney’s transformation is actually from a 2003 photo shoot for Glamour’s Women of the Year issue.

See, now things like this just make my damn day!

Britney Spears Is A Mega Superstar

March 25th, 2008 • ToobMaster • 2 comments • Filed Under

Please tell me none of you bothered to watch Britney Spears‘ big Television debut on How I Met Your Mother!? She has mad talent I tell you. Wow, I’m going to make it a point to watch every other show she comes out on. I could use some more shit to laugh at on a daily basis!

Britney Spears’ Clothes are for Sale

March 24th, 2008 • Big Toober • 0 comments • Filed Under

Britney Spears - How I Met Your Mother

The aparrel Britney Spears wore during her guest role on the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother” will be auctioned today. In the TV show, Britney plays a secretary who gets involved with Barney, played by Neil Patrick Harris. All money made from the sell of the clothing will be given to charity!

Among the clothing items being auctioned is a Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress, and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan. And again, the auction begins today and you can catch Britney in tonight’s episode of the show.

It seems that Britney is making the televison rounds all of a sudden! Last week Britney was featured on “South Park” and now this. What’s in store next for the big B? I’m thinking “Judge Judy!”

Britney Spears is Broke and Nasty

March 19th, 2008 • Big Toober • 0 comments • Filed Under

Britney Spears is drawing attention to herself again, but this time it’s not because of her stupid antics. Nope, Britney is selling off her vehicles — making many believe that she’s not as financially secure as they had previously thought. And if she is going broke, who would be surprised? Not I!

Britney has not managed to do much of anything right as of late, but she has managed to tarnish her image for some time to come — and I don’t feel sorry for her one bit! Britney had everything handed to her for being America’s little sweetheart of a pop star and then she spit on it, stomped it, and utterly inihilated her good image.

Life’s a bitch, bitch. Oh, and what is up with those nasty-ass legs in photo number three? Britney, WTF?!? Barf!