Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is Skanky Pregnant!

 Christina Aguilera is spelled S-C-A-R-Y

OK, I had thought about making this statement before, but it wasn’t quite time. Now, that time has come. Christina Aguilera does not look right — she’s just plain nasty and 100% skank-ti-fied! This really says it best and I second the nomination:

Ego: “Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are starting to get out hand. Of course, it’s not just Christina’s breasts that are scaring me, but I’d just rather not evern think about her scary clown face, if that’s okay with you. From the veins to the really gross folds around her exploding implants, Xtina is looking worse than ever, and I didn’t that was even possible.”

Even More Christina Aguilera Cleavage

Christina Aguilera Shows Cleavage

Damn! Christina Aguilera is definitely on the ball lately with regards to showing off her gi-normous breasts! It was only yesterday when we saw her unleashing the beasts and now look at these bra-busting pictures! It’s quite obvious Christina is proud of what motherhood has blessed her with.

You can pretty much count on Christina to show us more in the near future. Well, at least you hope so! I know if I had them bad boys I’d be releasing the twins as much as possible!

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage is Out of Control

Christina Aguilera Cleavage Picture

Christina Aguilera’s breasts are each turning into an “Incredible Hulk” right now — and it appears they are preparing to rip this poor dress to shreds! Seriously, Christina has been known to wear some low-cut and revealing tops from time to time, but it looks like she’s got two small bald midgets under that green dress trying to fight their way out!

Christina Aguilera knows “what a girl wants” and she’s got it in these photos — so it’s time to flaunt it! And as long as nobody gets hurt, everything is gonna be just fine.

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Christina Aguilera Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection

Christina Aguilera Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection

Wow, I must say Christina Aguilera is looking mighty sexy attending the Christian Dior 2009 Cruise Collection. Just look how Christina matches those pink shoes with her lipstick color, that’s just pure talent I tell ya!

I think I’ve seen that shade of pink somewhere else though. Oh yeah, it resembles what Nicole Scherzinger was showing off the other day… her hot pink panties!

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Christina Aguilera Blindfold Flashback

Christina Aguilera - What’s Going On

It’s the beginning of the week so it’s back to work or back to school or whatever it is you do during the week. With that theme in mind, here is a look back at some pics from Christina Aguilera’s “What’s Going On” video.

If you don’t recall this oldie, there is more information about the song and video after the jump. 

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Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are Doing Their Own Thing

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Christina Aguilera has been in the public eye for sometime now and she’s always received much attention for her “store-bought” breasts. But this time, it’s not for the usual reason — it’s because how her breasts are reacting to one another.

It’s kind of like they got in a fight and one breast is going north and the other is headed south! 

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Christina Aguilera Upset Over Magazine Sales!

Christina Aguilera and Max 

It has been reported that singer Christina Aguilera has canned her personal assistant and her publicity firm (BWR)after throwing a tantrum over poor sales of the issue of People Magazine that featured pictures of Christina and her new son, Max.

Allegedly, Christina “went crazy” after hearing that the magazine sold 100,000 fewer copies than their normal sales.

Ellen DeGeneres is Interested in Christina Aguilera’s Breasts!

Ellen DeGeneres is Interested in Christina Aguilera’s Breasts! 

Christina Aguilera made a scheduled appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” mid-week and funny-woman Ellen jokingly asked Christina, who of course was wearing a cleavage-revealing shirt, “You look great. One question: Are you nursing?”

Christina actually blushed! Can you believe that?  And then she responded, “I guess it’s a little obvious.” Ellen, never at a loss for words, replied “It’s going to be a healthy baby boy.”

Photos of Christina Aguilera on Ellen:

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Christina Aguilera Cleavage

Christina Aguilera Popping Out

If there’s one thing we know you enjoy, it’s cleavage!  With that being the case, then these pictures of Christina Aguilera are surely going to brighten up your Monday morning.

Let’s just hope that she keeps some of that pregnancy cleavage and doesn’t lose it all, since Christina has popped her baby out .  I actually think the recent mother enjoyed showing it as much as everyone liked looking!

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Christina Aguilera Had A Baby Boy This Weekend

There isn’t much going on today, but this weekend did bring a baby boy into Christina Aguilera’s life.  And the only thing I can really say is… one celebrity baby down, many, many more to go! Damn, this world is going to get crowded!

According to her website:

“Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy.”