Jessica Alba

Well, the first picture of Jessica Alba’s new born baby, Honor Marie, is on the cover of OK! magazine — and for a hefty $1.5 million bucks!  Not a bad payoff in exchange for a few exclusive photos of Honor Marie, which also includes upcoming holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas. The baby has already banked more than many of us will make in 30 years! 

It’s a bit strange that celebrities are willing to sell the photos of their children, but then again they are celebrities and they do like the spotlight — otherwise they wouldn’t be in the big show. And hey, everyone likes money, but what kind of price tag would you put on your family’s privacy?

Jessica Alba has always stood out with her beautiful looks, but she never really had much up top, if you know what I mean.  Sure, she’s always had killer abs and awesome legs, but she was never known for being voluptuous. Well things have changed – and for the best, too!  Mommy-hood has treated Jessica and men around the world well!

Let us all take a moment to soak in what Jessica Alba has recently been blessed with… her baby girl of course!  What did you think I was talking about you dirty-minded bastards?

Jessica Alba’s courthouse lack-of-ceremony wedding was a shocker – even for her friends close to the actress. In case you’ve been off the planet the last few days, Jessica married longtime boyfriend Cash Warren on Monday in Beverly Hills, but not even close friends new about the nuptials. A source close to Jessica Alba said:

“Jessica and Cash’s ceremony surprised even good friends. She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in.”

Even outtakes of Jessica Alba some how manage to turn out to be good pictures.  Jessica just always looks great no matter what the occasion.  Even when she is managing to flip us off for getting up in her business!

Speaking of photogenic… I take pretty good pictures too!  Well, not really. For some reason there always seems to be a camera malfunction whenever one is pointed in my direction.  I can’t help it… when you’ve got it, you got it! 

Jessica Alba takes to the streets and enjoys a lollypop while on her afternoon shopping trip. It looks like she’s doing everything right for the baby — taking it easy and drinking plenty of water.

So yeah, these photos show a very pregnant Jessica, but she’s not barefoot yet. That’s the difference between trailer-trash and A-list celebrities.