Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson, the dumbest of Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends, celebrated her 23rd birthday on Tuesday at Coco De Ville in West Hollywood. And I for one am surprised that Kendra Wilkinson has been alive 23 years — and is still this stupid! Seriously, supporting the LA Lakers and Kobe Bryant? Go ho-me! Someone wrote:

“The Girls Next Door reality star was decked out to the max in L.A. Laker’s gear making sure to wear a low top in order to showcase her implants better. I’ll bet my left ovary that once her Girls Next Door contract is up she’ll be dating a black Laker’s player with a two-digit penis.”

Go Boston!

Kendra Wilkinson got on stage at the MTV Celebrity Rap Superstar taping where her sexy dancing over-shadowed her very limited rapping abilities. Of course, she showed us everything she had to offer, as the Kendra Wilkinson pics below will attest, but her talent did not come in the form of singing, rapping, or anything audible. Watch the Kendra Wilkinson video below and see exactly why she will not be a successful rapper.

Check out these new Kendra Wilkinson bikini photos! For being the girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, and one hell of a sex kitten, Kendra just does not give the viewing public many opportunities to sneak-a-peak at this sports freak. However, our ship came in when Kendra was recently captured frolicking along the California shoreline in this snug little bikini. Thanks Kendra! 

Kendra Wilkinson may be dumb as shit, but there are a lot of guys out there that would love to be dating her. Well, maybe not, but if you were dating her your name would be Hugh Hefner. Now, who wishes they were dating her and Hugh’s other two girlfriends — assuming he hadn’t dated them first. That kind of ruins them if you ask me.

Here are a few pictures of Kendra Wilkinson taking a few moments out of her busy Playboy lifestyle to sign some autographs.  I think she’s my least favorite playmate out of the ‘Girls Next Door‘.

Kendra Wilkinson is not known for her brains, but she is known for being the girl friend of a very famous guy. You know, the guy that founded Playboy magazine, the Playboy franchise, and lives in the Playboy mansion. Sure, Kendra is not going to engineer and erect a bridge, but she can probably erect and work something else in a very good way. And that’s why she lives in the mansion and is “kept.”

She makes for decent photos, but Kendra Wilkison really is a work of art. If you’ve ever seen the “Girls Next Door,” you’ll know what I mean. Wow.