Television

Shit, if this is what is being shown on the TV show “The Bachelorette” then I am fixing to start watching every damn episode that airs!  DeAnna Pappas is this season’s bachelorette and I must say…. DAMN!

These bikini pictures have to be some of the best ones I’ve seen in a while.  If you don’t think so then I just give up, there’s no use in me searching anymore today to try and top these bikini pics of DeAnna Pappas!

“American Idol” had it all this season — talented singers, a David Archuleta for the prepubescent crowd, visits from pop royalty, stinging comments from Simon Cowell as usual, and jaw-dropping commentary from Paula Abdul. With all that provided on the show, why have some fans and observers found it a dull slog as the show builds to its David Archuleta vs. David Cook finale on Wednesday?

It seems contestants who were good but not memorable made for only mediocre television, according to show watchers. Where was the drama, the unpredictability, the oddball personalities? Where was the fun? I can’t believe I’m saying this… but maybe the show needs more idiots like Sanjaya?

If you are a David Archuleta fan, then you probably watched “American Idol” on Wednesday and saw them take a trip home with him to Salt Lake City, Utah. As moving as this trip home with David was, and as consistent as this kid has been over the season, something about him is totally off. The few times I have caught the show (OK, I watch it religously and even moderate the forums), David Archuleta has seemed completely clueless.

He really does have talent, but it also seems like he’s really well “baked.” You know, graaaass maaaaan. I’m not saying he’s a drug user, but he needs to wake up and smell the f#&king coffee! Actually, it might help if he took a couple puffs. But on the bright side, this dude has 13-year old girls throwing themselves at him and he’s still got a year before it’s not legal anymore.

But forget him, vote for David Cook — because he deserves to win! 

Get ready all you “Beverly Hills 90210″ fans! It looks like the show is definitely going to happen, so now you and your kids can share the experience while watching the television spinoff. I know it’s going to happen — because the cast has been revealed!

Stop, it’s Britney time! According to TV Guide, Britney Spears is in talks with CBS to reprise her guest role on the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother.” Britney’s appearance as a receptionist for a dermatologist boosted the show’s rating and was highly-praised by critics (believe it or not).

Since then, the BS has allegedly received several different acting offers — including an offer for her own damn show! The “B” has skills!

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