Bikini Photos and News

Christina Ricci was spotting at the beach in a black bikini and the celeb was looking pretty nice. As good as her body looks here, I have to say that I’ve never been a real fan of Christina’s. I don’t know why, but something about her has always struck me as just a little bit off. But I’m not gonna hate, especially since Christina Ricci used to look a lot like the freak show better known as Nicole Richie. And we all know how bad that was, so this is quite pleasant.

I don’t care if model Kelly Brook has a brain or not, her body is simply perfection. Just check out the way she looks in these bikini photos and you will pine over her for the rest of your or her live, whichever comes first. You can only hope to pass first, because I don’t think we want to imagine the world without her. Now her facial expressions—those could improve!  

Interview: “Why do people think that Kelly Brook is stupid? Is it a form of intellectual snobbery because she used to be a glamour model and Page 3 girl with a well publicised size 8 figure and 32E chest? Is it because she was once voted the sexiest woman in the world by the readers of FHM and we imagine her sexiness is somehow mutually exclusive to the possession of a brain in full working order?

Or is it perhaps the lingering memory of an 18-year-old Brook presenting Channel 4’s flagship live morning show, The Big Breakfast, and being savaged by the press for supposedly struggling to read the words “intrepid” and “satirical” off a cue card?”

Normally, when I say we’ve got some new Jaime Pressly bikini pictures to show you I would be pretty excited, but not so much this time. I mean, yeah, they are still pictures of Jaime Pressly in a bikini, but she is by far not looking her best. At least in a couple of the photos she manages to show some of that nice cheeky backside of hers. 

Kristin Cavallari is about as useless as a useless celebrity comes, but she’s in a bikini and we have low self esteem today so we are willing to settle for these totally staged photos. It was just last week that I said Kristin Cavallari’s photos were amazing, but she was dressed to kill and deserved that compliment. Today, meh. Okay, Kristin looks good in this bikini, but the wow factor is missing. She looks just like every other cute blonde in a pink bikini on any California beach. So I guess they are pretty good afterall.

These Katrina Bowden bikini photos are creating quite a buzz. Apparently, lots of folks out there think Katrina looks pretty damn hot frolicking around in the water in her tiny string bikini. I would have to agree! You probably don’t know the name Katrina Bowden, but if you’ve every watched “30 Rock” then you probably know her as the hot chick, Cerie Xerox. Seems like a natural role for Katrina because these photos are in fact hot. Nice butt, too.

Celebrity Sophie Monk was spotted yesterday in a yellow bikini on Manhattan Beach, which is located in southern California (by the way). The Australian model and actress looked good, but she did not flash any smiles. Not sure what’s up with that because some of these photos looked staged, even though Sophie Monk is on a public beach with people all around. I can understand not smiling, but looking depressed? What gives? Every woman alive would love to have a body like hers. Every man, too. Cheer up, Sophie Monk. After all, you’re wearing a sunny yellow bikini!