Kim Kardashian Photos and News
Kim Kardashian Hits the GQ Party
Kim Kardashian looked conservative but nice at the 2009 GQ Men of the Year awards recently. And I for one am surprised. I really can’t believe she showed up for a GQ event looking like this, especially since she is such a party girl! Once again, this look is not bad, but GQ is known for some of the hottest celebrity photoshoots going, so I expected Kim to show a bit more or at least go with something way more sexy. I don’t know what Kim’s deal was, but I do know that she was well of her “A” game. I guess you just never know what to expect., so what did Kim say was the biggest misconception about her and her party crew?
“That we’re all trust-fund kids and we have it so easy. If anything, I find it the complete opposite. I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that’s not the case. Sure, my parents were generous; I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I’ve worked really hard. I opened the store myself. Even Paris and Nicole—they’re completely independent, too.”
Kim Kardashian Sucks
Kim Kardashian’s plump lips are wrapped all around this thick, hard popsicle. Ok, I’ve got to go change my shorts now. For many more photos of Kim, aka marriage material, sucking on this 42 inch popsicle during the filming of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” go here. If you’re wondering if Kim Kardashian will every make another sex tape, check out the quote below. Warning: It’s a bummer.
“Never, never, never again—obviously, because of what happened. I had to explain it to my little sisters, who’d be watching TV, and they’d see on E! or Extra, or something, my picture, and they’d be like, “Kimmy’s on TV!” And right next to it would be “Sex Tape.” And they’re like, “What’s that?” Just to have to sit down and explain it to them. My step-dad wouldn’t talk to me for three weeks. The stress that I know it put on my mom and my step-dad—just the whole family. If my dad were here to witness all of that, I don’t even know what I’d do. It’s just not worth it, basically.”
Kim Kardashian’s Halloween Pumpkins!
I’ve been steadily posting various celebrity Halloween costumes throughout the week, but today’s is by far the sexiest. I had proclaimed prematurely (that never happens!) that AnnaLynne McCord hands down had the hottest Halloween costume this year. That was, of course, until I saw Kim Kardashian explode onto the scene in this very filled out genie costume. Now that’s what I call granting a wish, or two! I think this sums it up:
Celebslam: “Sweet Jesus, I knew Kim wouldn’t disappoint. I’ve been looking for pics of her costume all damn day and she finally posted them to her blog a little while ago. So obviously Kim is “Princess Jizzmen” from the porn version of Disney’s Aladdin, Analaddin. Coincidentally, every dude Kim came within 40 feet of on Saturday was wearing a very similar costume to each other: ‘[Insert Name of Costume] with a raging, almost violent erection.’”
Kim Kardashian Sighting

Celebrity Kim Kardashian looks pretty sweet in this short and tight red dress! The dress is a bit odd in my opinion, but it’s not bad. Sure, it has the shoulder pad thing going on and then the other shoulder is totally missing, and sure she has those black panty hose on, but her body is what I am talking about. Kim Kardashian herself looks great. I’ve really never understood the whole long-sleeved, short-cut dress thing, but what do I know?
Kim Kardashian Shoot

Kim Kardashian really does very little in life, except for self-promotion. It’s not like she has a real job or anything. Since we all know and accept that, here are some behind the scenes pictures from her latest photoshoot with Cosmo magazine. But hey, everyone has a purpose in life. Kim Kardashian’s main job/purpose is looking good, and she’s good at that. My job just so happens to be the never ending and thankless job of being a blogger. I’m not sour. At least it looks like Kim Kardashian has a great life.
Kim’s Got G-ass

It just amazes me that Kim Kardashian gets so much attention for doing absolutely nothing except looking good and having that big ole wagon that she’s draggin’. But what can we really say? These photos of Kim Kardashian pumping her own gas show a sexy woman with one hell of a butt. Look at that hot thing! Those kickin’ curves are just sick. Kim uses these tight black pants to let us know she’s still got an amazing asset back there. And that she can handle a black hose. Like we forgot.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Kim Kardashian in FHM

Kim Kardashian has managed to land herself a cover spot on FHM magazine. And although it may sound way overdue to many of you, some of you are probably scratching your heads as to how Kim Kardashian ended up on the cover of FHM? If you’re in the later group, don’t get your panties in a wad; it’s the South African edition of the publication. Heck, I didn’t even know South Africa had an edition of FHM magazine? That is the really remarkable part of this whole post, but I guess you learn something new everyday! Check out these photos of Kim Kardashian in FHM because, after all, she looks pretty good.
Just More Kim Kardashian Pictures
Seeing Kim Kardashian showing off that astounding cleavage and ample booty of her’s is not that big of a thing anymore. The bad thing, however, is that I really can’t help myself from posting more Kim Kardashian pictures like these every time I run across them! I’m pretty sure the guys don’t mind one bit though. After all, Kim Kardashian is pretty easy on the eyes, especially those certain body parts. You know the ones!
Kim K. Sucking on Stuff

Kim Kardashian kind of took the backseat to her sister’s wedding over the weekend, but here she is once again in the limelight. Today, Kim is enjoying a smoothie. So, not breaking news, but these photos are not really about the smoothie, but more about the fact that Kim Kardashian is sucking on something. I know how we all like to see Kim sticking things in her mouth. Just look as she does her best to suck on that thing. Come on Kim, get it in your mouth already!
Kim Kardashian At Pink’s Hot Dogs Grand Opening

Kim Kardashian slipped on this little black number of a skirt and made an appearance at the grand opening of Pink’s Hot Dogs in Las Vegas. I kind of expected Kim to be wearing something a bit more revealing being in Vegas and all, but wishful thinking I guess. It seems you can’t always get what you want, but at least we get to check out Kim’s legs today. Until you bump into a genie in a bottle, these Kim Kardashian pictures will just have to suffice.















































































