Paris Hilton Photos and News
Skank Alert, Really
In case you missed this breaking news, Paris Hilton is a skank. No, really. Here she is at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. As you can see from the pics, Paris looks almost as good as the average hooker, unless you’re in Las Vegas. I don’t know if Paris Hilton took home a Really Award, but she should have at least won the one for the most skanky celebrity (without panties).
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Paris is Tight
Phtotographers caught up with Paris Hilton when she was out on the town recently. These photos show a little more than Paris likely hoped for, but you never know when it comes to Paris Hilton. It looks like she’s a border line flower child today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Sure, she’s rich, but she’s trash, too. That snatch snack looks pretty creamy.
Paris Invades Bora Bora
Paris Hilton and her braided hair have entered the island of Bora Bora. The warrior princess was dressed in typical fighting gear, a sparkly headband and a string bikini. Only a few photos of the invasion were captured before the local paparazzo was apparently “handled.” It is unknown what Paris Hilton wants with the island, although it is suspected that she is looking to build a new Hilton hotel over important wildlife habitat and rename the island “Whora Whora.” Local men should be on the look out for this predator after dark. Paris Hilton is very familiar with invasions, so stay tuned for additonal updates as the come in.
Paris Hilton Photos from West Hollywood
Paris Hilton is out shopping, again. And since this celebrity wannabe is featured on the site today, you know it has to be really, really slow. Although that is true, Paris still deserves a little attention while she’s out shopping. And by little attention, I mean you can check out these photosof the long-legged blond shopping for a new red dress to go out and slut things up in. I will admit that this tight, red dress really does do her body justice. Even though the wrapping looks pretty good, I’m not too sure I would ever unwrap this one. Paris Hilton is shopping at the Catwalk in West Hollywood. If you happen to see her, tell her hello for me.
Paris Hilton Poses in Bikini in Dubai
Now, I know that most of you really have no desire to see Paris Hilton, but she’s in a bikini! Okay, a swimsuit really doesn’t really make it any better. I have no idea who in their right mind would really want to photograph Paris in a bikini for any type of ad or anything. I mean, does anybody still think she’s hot and would buy a product because of her sex appeal? Do people think Paris has sex appeal? I certainly don’t! I happen to find Paris Hilton extremely annoying and in need of some breasts!
Paris Hilton Brings Out the Swimsuit
Paris Hilton brought out a swimsuit in the deluge of celebrities at Cannes. I’m actually a fan of the suit, just not a fan of Paris. I think the heiress looks consistently ridiculous in her headbands that it’s not even funny anymore. I mean, come on Paris. Thankfully, the pool water has chlorine in it that hopefully neutralizes some of the things that live in her nether regions. Still, I wouldn’t go swimming with Paris Hilton just to be safe. Sea monsters might come out of there.
Hit the jump to see more of Paris Hilton and her swimsuit!
Paris Hilton is Disappointing
I’m sorry, but I think Paris Hilton just looks kind of silly. These pictures of the heiress with her boyfriend disappoint me. Paris is wearing a silly jacket with an equally silly headband. The photos were also advertised to contain a see through shirt with no bra. I’m not quite seeing that. Oh well, I think Paris Hilton has had her 15 minutes, and now we just are going to get disappointing pictures that nobody will want to see.
Paris Hilton Wears Silly Hats
Paris Hilton went to Ariane Hat Boutique and picked out the silliest looking hats I’ve seen. I’m sure the heiress chose hats that were hip and in style, but I think they look dumb. Paris even takes some time out of her busy shopping schedule to model some of the hats for people. Now I’m almost positive that the added publicity from Paris Hilton will have people flocking from everywhere to buy some silly hats!
Hit the jump to see Paris Hilton in more silly hats!
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Sell Guess
If I was Guess, there would be no way I would hire Paris Hilton to sell anything. Paris absolutely turns me off in all these pictures for some reason. While it’s fun to hate on her, these ads have gone out of their way to make her look completely not sexy or even pretty. After checking out these not so hot pictures of Paris Hilton, I think my manhood has died…I can’t even get a response from some pictures of hot, naked models…
Hit the jump for more of Paris Hilton in Guess ads!
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