R.I.P. “The Playboy Club”

Primetime TV just got a lot less sexy with the loss of this show.

Welcome to Fun and Games at Camp Playboy!

Summer camp was never like this!

Adios Desperate Housewives

We’ll miss those steamy visits to Wisteria Lane.

Anna Paquin Gets Vampy for V Magazine

Her character on “True Blood” has to deal with one kind of vamps, but the actress pays a different type for this layout.

Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Get Kinky for GQ

The sexy stars of “Community” do a little spanking for a saucy photo shoot!

Utah City Bans TV Show About Playboy Bunnies

“The Playboy Club” series hasn’t even started airing yet, but has already been banned in Mormon territory.

NBC Nixes “Wonder Woman” Series

Lovers of cartoon superheroes, especially the sexy female type, will be disappointed to hear that we won’t be seeing an updated version of “Wonder Woman” on TV this fall.

“Charlie’s Angels” Picked Up by ABC

This fall’s TV schedule just got a lot more interesting with the addition of a new edition of “Charlie’s Angels” starring three sexy hotties!

George Lopez Calls Kirstie Alley a Dancing Pig

George Lopez may be a funny man, but he’s not a gentleman. On Monday night, actress Kirstie Alley wowed TV audiences and the judges on “Dancing with the Stars” with her energetic cha-cha to Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You,” making her an early favorite for the finals. Kirstie’s stellar performance was especially surprising given her long and well-publicized struggle with weight problems. Alas, the actress’s terpsichorean talents failed to distract TV host George Lopez from her not-so-svelte figure.

Niki Taylor Takes One for the Team on Celebrity Apprentice

On Sunday night’s episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” neither team exactly covered itself with glory. Female team ASAP, lead by Niki Taylor,  vied with the guys from team Backbone to promote Camping World by concocting a camper’s paradise in the middle of Manhattan. The task was daunting enough, but when you throw in leaders who have no idea what they’re doing and team members who can’t work as a unit, things are bound to fall apart. In this case, the whole mess was complicated by the presence of batshit crazy Gary Busey, whose entire career these days seems to be going from one reality show to another. The befuddled Busey failed to coordinate his team members Mark McGrath, “Survivor” winner Richard Hatch, Meat Loaf and Lil’ Jon, giving the same tasks to more than one candidate. Things were even worse for Taylor, who was too much of a lady to stand up to the ridiculously aggressive Star Jones.

Oscar Head Writer Critiques James Franco’s Hosting

Ever since the Oscar broadcast aired, opinions of hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco have been bandied about, with the general consensus being that the Academy should look for another host next year. Less critical and more forgiving is the show’s head writer Bruce Vilanch.

See the New Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki in Costume

Fans of comic book superheroines will be glued to their sets come fall, when NBC’s remake of the 70s hit series “Wonder Woman” is expected to debut. The network just released the first photo of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman, and frankly, we’re not impressed. From the waist up, the costume looks great, since it shows off Adrianne’s awesome cleavage. But what’s with the pants? Linda Carter’s Wonder Woman wore tiny little shorts that showed off her yards of gorgeous legs, so why are they covering up Adrianne’s in the new version? If they expect guys to watch this show, they need a sexier outfit for Wonder Woman. Crime flighters are supposed to be strong and sexy, so show us some skin!

Charlie Sheen’s Crazy Behavior Gets Him Fired from Series

Like we didn’t see this one coming. Celebrity trainwreck Charlie Sheen now has plenty of time on his hands to unleash his crazy rants all over the Internet, since his long-suffering bosses at Warner Bros. finally fired his ass on Monday afternoon. The statement from the studio claimed that Charlie was “engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill.”

Miley Cyrus Scores Big Ratings with “SNL” Hosting Gig

Since she turned 18 a few months ago, Miley Cyrus has been doing a pretty good job of establishing herself as a grown-up star. The former Disney kid proved her talents as a TV host this weekend, when her gig on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” got the second-highest ratings of the season. This year’s winning “SNL” episode had the advantage of a lead-in from a primetime NFL game. Miley also won kudos for her comic flair, especially her opening monologue and deft impersonations of Lindsay Lohan (compete with cleavage) and Justin Bieber. Congratulations, Miley! Hey, if you really want to convince us how grown-up you are, how about a bikini layout? See more pics of Miley on “SNL” after the jump.  

“The Bachelor” Babes Model for SI

If you’ve been watching the ABC reality series “The Bachelor,” you know that the hunky Brad Womack has three hotties left to choose from this season. Monday night’s show found Brad and the final three—Ashley Hebert, Chantal O’Brien and Michelle Money—on the beach on Anguilla doing a photo shoot for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Ashley seemed like the fun-loving girl-next-door as she jumped in the air, while Chantal had no problems with taking off her top for the camera.

Kim Kardashian Vows to Never Take Her Clothes off Again

Kim Kardashian didn’t get quite what she bargained for when she posed nude for W magazine late last year. On Sunday night’s episode of her E! Network series “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” the voluptuous reality star burst into tears while recalling how upset she was when she saw the racy photos in an advance copy of the magazine. Kim had been expecting a more tasteful spread, one with her naughty bits concealed. Instead, she found what she called “full-on porn.” Kim recalled her reaction, “Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now … [the magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork—you can see nipple! The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen. I feel so taken advantage of … I’ve definitely learned my lesson. I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.” Somehow, we doubt she’ll be keeping that vow! See more of Kim’s nude shots after the jump.

Yet Another Charlie’s Angels Remake

I’m a huge fan of “Charlie’s Angels”—the original series from the 70s, not the lame remakes Hollywood keeps foisting off on us. It was bad enough when Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu did that pair of wretched films a few years ago, but now ABC has just cast three young hotties in a pilot for one more retread. If they want to get our attention, they’d better put all three girls in bikinis within ten minutes of the first episode! Meet the new Angels after the jump.

Kelly Gets Into Shape

OK, Kelly Osbourne will never model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or take it all off for Playboy, but the formerly tubby reality star has done an amazing job of losing weight and toning up. Kelly showed off the results of her fitness program on the cover of Shape magazine. You go, girl!

The Lowdown on Lowndes

“90210” hottie Jessica Lowndes has an uncanny resemblance to Megan Fox, and there’s nothing wrong with that! The sultry brunette steams up FHM magazine in these sexy little bits of lingerie.

Naughty Ninel

Ninel Conde hasn’t worked that much in the U.S., but on Mexico she’s a telenovela queen. The luscious Latina actress steamed up the pages of Hombre magazine with these sexy shots. I don’t watch either, but I suspect those telenovelas are a lot hotter than our boring soap operas!