Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, or whatever it is she’s going by now days was dead to me until I saw these latest photos of the one time singer. Ash looked pretty good in this red and white tiger patterned dress while attending the ”Melrose Place” launch party in Los Angeles. Ashlee Simpson definitely improved her look when she got that nose job, but she lost all of my newfound hope when she married that putz, Pete Wentz. I wouldn’t give Ashlee the time of day, but she does kind of remind me of a good looking candy cane. Candy canes are made of sugar.

How about some more Jennifer Aniston photos from Elle magazine? We got to see a preview of Jennifer Aniston’s Elle magazine photos a couple weeks ago, but here are many more pictures that never made the magazine. And although the pics are not much different from the shots we got to see earlier, do I have to remind you of the calibur of hotness that Jennifer Aniston and her body exude? I didn’t think so, but I kind of just did to make sure you got the point. In the above photo, it looks like Jen is thinking the same thing I am. Oh, baby! Hot Jennifer Aniston pictures and a Friday? Today is your day!

So Heidi Montag thinks she can dance? We shall see. These photos were taken at Heid’s dance rehearsal for the 2009 Miss Universe Beauty Pageant. Hopefully, her dancing career will go much better than her singing career. Even as a say that, I’m not sure that her success or failture even matters. Heidi Montag seems to land on her feet no matter what she does. I think that really is the power of God. Even though Heidi Montag has a dancer’s body, I just hope she can stay on her feet for this performance. Check out those moves!

Semi-celebrity Audrina Patridge has never been afraid of photographers or wearing sexy little bikinis. We’ve seen treasure troves of Audrina Patridge bikini pictures in the past, but this ripped-jean look is a new one for the well-built (*wink*) babe. These pants so remind me of the 1980’s and the rock ‘n roll hair bands that ruled the land. Audrina was born in 1985, so I’m not sure she remembers the amazingly bad clothes and big hair that dominated that era. Maybe, just maybe, this style could be coming back? If so, I am totally set! Just the idea of the return of big hair, combined with Audrina’s great legs, have made my day!   

Model Miranda Kerr is featured on the cover of Victoria’s Secret Swim’09 and both she and the swimsuits are lookin’ good! Just a note to anyone planning a swimsuit line or swimsuit edition of a magazine: You can not go wrong with booking Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, or Bar Refaeli to model your swimwear. In fact, if you can land all three of these bikini babes for your swimsuit line, you will most definitely move some product. At the very least, you will move catalogs–and that leads to sales. Victoria’s Secret knows the key to success is Miranda Kerr in a bikini, but maybe I can still get a gig for Lingerie’10?

Supermodels Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio were in New York city and made an appearance on the “Alexa Chung Show.” The two babes were decked out in black and white when they showed up, but then quickly changed into some short shorts and a tight, short dress. They were totally loving New York, but I was totally enjoying their interpretive dance-off with Alexa Chung. Marisa Miller and competitor Alessandra Ambrosio both looked hot, but I think Alessandra took round 1 and I would have to give Marisa round 2. However, when it comes to two hot models dancing sexy like, is there really a loser? Check out the pictures and the video and see what you think!