Sara Jean Underwood Tweets Her Booty

And a fine booty it is!

Miranda Kerr Tweets Her Baby Bliss

Fans who were afraid Miranda Kerr would never regain her supermodel shape after giving birth to baby Flynn will be relieved to hear that she’s already modeling again.

Lily Aldridge is the Bride of Your Dreams

Lily Aldridge paints a wedding fantasy for Victoria’s Secret.

“Jersey Shore” Cast Gets Ridiculous Pay Raise

Only in America can ill-bred idiots with no talent get paid millions just for acting like the asses they are.

Gwyneth Paltrow Writes the Most Pretentious Cookbook Ever

Not satisfied with handing out her ridiculous advice via her GOOP website, now Gwyneth Paltrow wants us to buy her cookbook—and her image as a happy homemaker.

R.I.P Elizabeth Taylor, The Last Star

The most legendary and beautiful actress ever to grace the silver screen died this morning at the age of 79. Elizabeth Taylor had been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for several weeks suffering from congestive heart failure. A biographer called Taylor “The Last Star,” and she certainly lived like one until the very end. Taylor began her career as a child star in films like “National Velvet,” before blooming into a voluptuous, one-of-a-kind beauty. In the 50s and 60s, Taylor was best known for her tumultuous personal life that included eight marriages and a pair of headline-making affairs. In 1959, following the tragic death of third husband Michael Todd, Taylor began an affair with his best friend, singer Eddie Fisher that scandalized the nation because the teen idol was still married to girl-next-door Debbie Reynolds, the mother of his two young children.

Kim Kardashian Continues to Impress in a Bikini

Kim Kardashian never ceases to impress me in her bikini wearing photos. Yes, I know these photos of Kim have been around for a few days and this is the second Kim post of the day, but since I just saw them and drooled a little bit, I thought I would share them with everybody! I only wish that Kim would come and BBQ at my house just like in these pictures. I would eat whatever drivel she’d try to feed me. Then maybe after that we could do some skinny dipping in the pool. The only thing that is better than Kim Kardashian in bikinis like these is Kim Kardashian completely naked!

Beyonce on Letterman

Beyonce made an appearance to the Late Show with David Letterman. The singer looked pretty nice in a simple but elegant white dress. Every time Beyonce is on a talk show, she always ends up looking hot. If you discount the horrible “board feed” song we heard a couple of days ago, Beyonce still has it going on! Hit the jump to see more of the elegant Beyonce!

Katie Price Needs a Paper Bag!

These are some photos of Katie Price, aka Jordan, for her new Equestrian clothing line. I know Katie has some big, fake boobs that I enjoy staring at, but I can’t get past her face. It’s atrocious! All that make up! Not to mention the clothes do a great job of hiding her breasts, the one thing I like about Katie. I hopefully can get to sleep later, and I don’t keep thinking of these pictures. If the little ponies/horses don’t get you, then the face of Katie Price will make up for that. Definitely will need a paper bag for that! Hit the jump to see more of Katie Price!

Lucy Pinder Cleavage For Children’s Champions

Lucy Pinder attended an event for Children’s Champions with some very lovely cleavage. I think Lucy was going for the idea that she could be champion by feeding all the children! I’m not going to complain one bit because these pictures make me hungry for Lucy and her assets. I’m glad that women that have these kinds of goods (real or fake, doesn’t matter) take the time to show them off for the rest of us poor, unlucky people to gaze upon. Lucy Pinder has become my new champion!

Goodies!

Kristen Bell in a bikini – Egotastic! Pamela Anderson’s breasts are still wonderful – Celebslam Taylor Swift outside the Late Show – HQ Celebrity Brad Garret is not someone to piss off – WWTDD Tara Reid forgets her bra – Celebrity Odor Adrienne Bailon nude photos a PR stunt – Bastardly Danielle Lloyd strips for new shoot – Celeb Gossipz Gisele Bundchen in Elle – Pick Me Up! News Salma Hayek’s breasts are doing their duty – Anything Hollywood Date hot, sexy, single Texans – DateTex

Goodies!

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini? Yum! – Celebslam The 20 best karate kicks ever! – Liquid Generation Hubba hubba! Penthouse Pets fashion show! – Hollywire Hugh Hefner pounds a set of twins. Yes. – Celebrity Odor Eva Longoria fills her jeans. Of course. – HQ Celebrity Slash wants something heavier?- Geno’s World Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner are over. See above.- Celebrity Puke Angelina Jolie breastfeeding – Just Jared

Goodies!

Anna Kournikova bikini pictures! – Celebslam Stolen Jamie Lynn Spears pictures cause investigation – Egotastic Paris Hilton’s dogs get eaten by coyotes – HollyWire Mischa Barton lets her nipple slip out for attention – Ninja Dude Kendra Wilkinson might be engaged – WWTDD Time to play Whoose Boobs! – Liquid Generation Travis Barker & DJ AM crash update – Socialite Life Jessica Simpson likes to get drunk and party – Anything Hollywood Sexy Megan Fox pool scene video – Geno’s World

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Go Out on the Town

No matter where you look, it always seems Kim Kardashian is getting her picture taken. We see her here with her sister Kourtney Kardashian out at a restaurant in Hollywood. And as usual, the Kardashian sisters are causing a paparazzi feeding frenzy! It’s no surprise that both sisters are proudly showing off their behinds in those tight-fitting outfits. A little junk in the truck never hurt anyone, did it?

Britney Spears is Animated

Britney Spears recently landed a guest role on the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother,” but now she has scored another TV role on “South Park.” And I argue that Britney should always be portrayed as a cartoon character — her life is so animated and her last video, which I watched about the first 15 seconds of, was a anime and the best one she’s released in the years! In the South Park episode, characters Kyle and Stan attempt to get Britney to the North Pole. A show spokesman said: “Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney’s celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes.” More Britney Spears Cartoons:

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Carmen Electra and Icebreakers Ice Cubes

Carmen Electra debutes her new ”Icebreakers Ice Cubes” commercial that will air during the Superbowl on Sunday. The video has yet to be released, but the video teaser says it’s going to make us say “whoa.” Not sure in what way, whether it’s the Icebreakers or Carmen or both, but tune in to catch the Super Bowl and we will all find out together.  

Jamie Lynn Spears Whored by Her Mother

Jamie Lynn Spears has “decided” to give her unborn baby up so she can move forward with her acting career. Seriously, she has an acting career? Give me a break! Remember in December, when Jamie Lynn (16) revealed she was pregnant and said she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge (19) would raise the child? Then mom stepped in. Now, according to sources, Jamie Lynn has agreed to let her mother, Lynne Spears, care for the child. This is nothing more than Jamie Lynn taking the easy road out of the siutation AND her mother whoring her kid for more money. Lynne Spears already lost Britney’s cash flow so she’s eyeing Jamie Lynn’s career for financial support! Go, work, and feed mamma!

Oprah and Obama Both Racist

  Racists in humanitarian clothing! I had heard such an accusation in the past regarding Oprah Winfrey, but I started looking around and a lot of things really started to add up. Last September, TMZ had an article on their site that mentioned how Oprah bragged with her friend, Gayle King, on XM Satellite radio about how she has an almost all white staff, and refered to them as “all these white people.” Yahoo!: When Oprah opened her school for girls in Africa, she was asked a question that she wasn’t prepared to answer. The question was, “Why don’t I see any white girls?” Her response was with distain on her face was, “Oh, I don’t care about no white girls.” It is obvious that this was not an answer that she really wanted to make, and I have not seen it again but just the live feed and that was it one time. Yet, in another news clip Oprah declares that she will not rest until every “black boy” and every “black girl” has had a chance to prove their worth. Then there is Senator Barack Hussein Obama.

Britney Spears Candid Photos at Starbucks

  Britney Spears inadvertantly shows off her mothering abilities over the weekend by babying her puppy dog on a visit to the local Starbucks. Actually, come to think of it, a dog is really ideal for her right now. If she can learn to feed and water it daily, maybe she will learn about the meaning of “responsibility.” Then she can apply that to the rest of her life. Now I’m not hating on Britney, I’m just trying to keep it real. The girl can easily salvage her career, especially if her soon to be released album is a hit, which I expect it will be. Her personal life, however, is going to be another story.