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Yes, Audrina Patridge has real gold threads in the lining of her bikini! OK, she doesn’t have real gold in her bikini or even in the fabric of her bikini, but it does look like she has a couple of lumps of coal stuffed up in there! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that Audrina does not have a very nice body, but she could have went with a professional on those breast implants.

But how can I even say that, right? After all, Audrina Patridge is making her way on to the pages of this site more and more often it seems. Is it coincidence? No, she’s just taking a lot more bikini photos to show off the new girls! Here is my new rule for female Hollywood success. Less clothing coverage means more media coverage!

Wow, you’re kind of a star! 

Here we are at the crossroads of another day in the life of celebrity Audrina Patridge. Audrina wanted to stay indoors but her now dominant breasts decided to take her outside and stage some bikini photos for the blogs in an attempt to increase her popularity. So… here are the Audrina Patridge big fake breasts bikini photos in all their glory.

I really kind of thought Audrina was interesting after she got her boob job but that sort of passed. It looks like she’s got two over filled water balloons stuffed under her bikini top. I like her fake teeth though.    

Audrina Patridge prepares to hit the beach in her red bikini, but stops off the suck down an ice-cold drink before heading out into the sun. I can’t tell what Audrina is drinking in these photos, but I’m sure it’s some kind of celebrity-herbal-organic-concoction that will make help her skin, detox her colon, make her smarter.

Did I say “smarter”?

Audrina Patridge is not really know for any skills. She doesn’t have great acting skills and she’s not all that athletic. Hell, I don’t even think she has likability skills. Is that a word? Oh yes, spellcheck say it is!Anyway, Audrina doesn’t bring a whole lot to the world, but she does have a few fans out there that love her.

And then there are all the horny guys that just want to drool all over her pictures. So horny guys, these Audrina Patridge photos are for you! You know who you are.

Everybody’s favorite liar, Audrina Patridge, was spotted on the street’s of LA after doing a little shopping. And the main reason I call this “actress” a liar is because Audrina has been constantly denying that she’s had her breasts done. I think she is smiling because she thinks some people are still buying off on her lies, but she’s bought more than clothes!

Seriously, do these breasts look real?! Comments please!