audrina patridge bikini photos Photos and News

We have not seen much of semi-celebrity Audrina Patridge lately, but let’s keep it real. It is probably because she has not been strolling around in her bikini as of late. That is, until today! Sure, Audrina is 120% fake, but since when have we not liked fake? We love wrestling and movies. Both fake. Speaking of wrestling, movies, and Audrina Patridge, those are three things that definitly need to go together. It’s gonna be so fake it’s real, baby!  

Audrina Patridge has been feeling much more comfortable with her body ever since she got her breasts implants, so it come as no surprise that she recently shed her bikini top and went topless during some recent filming of The Hills. Despite having withdrawals from Audrina’s hot bikini photos that were showing up every other day, these pool photos just aren’t enough for me to get my Audrina fix today.  

Audrina Patridge is back in her black swimsuit bikini type thing! The first nice round of Audrina photos in this bikini was posted earlier this week, but now there’s more. This probably comes as no surprise. Any of you that know anything at all about Audrina knew there would be more pics to come. There are always more.

But no one here has a problem with that.

Yes, Audrina Patridge has real gold threads in the lining of her bikini! OK, she doesn’t have real gold in her bikini or even in the fabric of her bikini, but it does look like she has a couple of lumps of coal stuffed up in there! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that Audrina does not have a very nice body, but she could have went with a professional on those breast implants.

But how can I even say that, right? After all, Audrina Patridge is making her way on to the pages of this site more and more often it seems. Is it coincidence? No, she’s just taking a lot more bikini photos to show off the new girls! Here is my new rule for female Hollywood success. Less clothing coverage means more media coverage!

Wow, you’re kind of a star! 

Here we are at the crossroads of another day in the life of celebrity Audrina Patridge. Audrina wanted to stay indoors but her now dominant breasts decided to take her outside and stage some bikini photos for the blogs in an attempt to increase her popularity. So… here are the Audrina Patridge big fake breasts bikini photos in all their glory.

I really kind of thought Audrina was interesting after she got her boob job but that sort of passed. It looks like she’s got two over filled water balloons stuffed under her bikini top. I like her fake teeth though.