Audrina Patridge Photos and News
Audrina Patridge is Cool
Audrina Patridge looks pretty cool considering she’s on the red carpet at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood party. But then again, where else would she be? And she loves attention, so she’s in her element. Audrina is a party girl and the fall Hot Hollywood party is where anyone that’s anyone can be found. But I like her look. This dress is more conservative than some of the dresses we’ve seen her in before, but this event is a tad more serious than hitting a LA club. Just a tad. Now here is Audrina Patridge on the craziest pickup line she’s ever received:
“This guy at a club once told me, ‘If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.’ I just laughed it off.”
Audrina Patridge was Robbed!
It seems celebrity Audrina Patridge was robbed. No, not of her good looks or common sense, thank God, but of some of her worldly possessions. Audrina told the press, “I know they’re trying to justify what they did by saying it was a mistake, but they need to face the consequences.” Damn skippy! In life you either have to work hard to get want you want or be born beautiful so that you can marry someone that will work hard to get you what you want! Or just have people give you lots of money for standing in front of a camera.
Blemish: “Celeb-crazed burglars, Aleix Neiers, Courtney Ames, Diana Tamayo, and Roy Lopez Jr., targeted celebrities, like Audrina Patridge, and are suspected of stealing more than $3 million in designer clothes and jewelry. They’ve been charged with felony first-degree residential burglary and Audrina thinks they should take full responsibility for their actions.”
Audrina Patridge is my Jeannie
Audrina Patridge could be my Jeannie. As in “I Dream of Jeannie,” one of my favorite television shows as a child. And not just because there was magic at the twinkle of a nose, but because even then I had decent taste in women. These photos were taken at Dusk nightclub in Atlantic City where Audrina hosted her own Halloween party, “I Dream of Audrina.” I just have one wish now: That this party happens again next year at my place, except it’s more like a cross between “I Dream of Audrina” and “I Dream of Jenna,” with me in the middle!
Audrina Patridge is Distressed
Audrina Patridge is not really distressed, but her jeans most definitely are. You know she paid good money for those well worn jeans. Probably more than you make in a week. But I don’t hate her for it. That would be dumb. I hate her for other stuff, but her body is so hot that I would eat raw hamburger meat off it if she gave me just five minutes with it. Sure, that’s about four—okay, four and a half—more minutes than I’d need, but Audrina Patridge is not the only one with a reputation to uphold. She may need the extra time to sneak out without being seen. And you thought I was inconsiderate.
Audrina Patridge in Funky Boots
Audrina Patridge attended an MTV event in this short black dress with tall black boots and I’m not at all happy about it. The problem, you see, is not that Audrina’s dress is short or that her boots are tall, but the fact that together they show very little skin. Audrina Patridge has to realize that the bread and butter of her “fame” is her sexy body. If she covers it up, why will we want to waste our time on her. She looks good, but I see lots of room for improvement here.
Audrina Patridge Knows her Girls
Audrina Patridge, of course, has her skin tight pants on today, but what’s this that I see up top? No, I’m not talking about Audrina’s curves, but the text on her shirt. It seems Audrina Patridge agrees with me that regular (nightly in my opinion) breast exams are very important. After all, October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and we all need to help get the word out. Speaking of out, let’s get that shirt off so we can go ahead and start the exam. Hey wait, these aren’t real?
Audrina Patridge in Maxim
Audrina Patridge is back in the pages of Maxim magazine. In my opinion, this is a very good thing. Let’s face it, Audrina is really only good at one thing, maybe even two, but I’ve yet to experience the other. Audrina has a hot body, so her main talent is looking good, whether it be on television or in photos. With that said, here is Audrina Patridge living up to her billing, looking great and in shape. This set is better than the prior round of Audrina Patridge Maxim photos, primarily because there are more pics. Plus, the guys at Maxim have Audrina eating food. I’m a sucker for sexy babes eating fruit. I’d ice her cake.
Audrina Patridge Looks Good
Audrina Patridge was spotted at the premiere of “Sorority Row” in Hollywood—and the brunette was looking absolutely beautiful! It’s kind of like someone took Audrina away from the pool, out of her bikini, and slapped some class into her ass. Audrina Patridge looks like a millions bucks standing on the red carpet in this little black dress! Of course, I’m a sucker for a beautiful brunette in six inch stiletto heels, especially when she’s showing a little bit of leg. Audrina Patridge looks great, what else can I say?
Audrina Patridge Pitching
I know Audrina Patridge for looking hot in bikinis, but can she deliver the heat from the mound? I don’t think so. These photos were taken when Audrina threw out the first pitch at Dodger Stadium recently. Although Audrina Patridge looks great, it looks like the ball could not have possibly flown faster than say 7 or 8 miles per hour. I doubt the ball made it over the plate, but what does it really matter? I think the whole team was ready to pull out their bats.
Audrina Patridge is a Rocker
Semi-celebrity Audrina Patridge has never been afraid of photographers or wearing sexy little bikinis. We’ve seen treasure troves of Audrina Patridge bikini pictures in the past, but this ripped-jean look is a new one for the well-built (*wink*) babe. These pants so remind me of the 1980’s and the rock ‘n roll hair bands that ruled the land. Audrina was born in 1985, so I’m not sure she remembers the amazingly bad clothes and big hair that dominated that era. Maybe, just maybe, this style could be coming back? If so, I am totally set! Just the idea of the return of big hair, combined with Audrina’s great legs, have made my day!
Audrina Patridge Just Because
Audrina Patridge is seen here leaving an LA salon with her new hair. Audrina is one of those celebs that we love to hate because she is famous for nothing other than looking good, especially in a bikini. We know she is a talentless wonder, but we can’t help but keeping up with how she looks and what she’s wearing. Audrina Patridge does deserve a small amount of credit because she did get breast implants, which was probably a smart move. Those fun bags put her back on the map and helped her land that Carl’s Jr commercial. Did anyone notice that all Audrina Patridge had to do was eat a hamburger in a bikini? Yeah, I missed the hamburger the first few times. Audrina looks good in these pictures today, too.
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