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Paris Hilton. She is one lucky, rich bitch.  No matter what she does, and what public relations disaster she’s attached to, she always emerges unscathed. She was giggling next to Brandon Davis when he uttered his “firecrotch” (refering to Lindsay Lohan)heard round the world — but only he was condemned by the likes of Howard Stern. She was the one who was exchanging hosiery with Britney Spears in the wee morning hours, but we only noticed Britney’s shame (then again, Brit was the only one panty-less — this time). And she gets arrested for allegedly driving drunk, and yet this former sex-tape star still manages the cover of wholesome “Seventeen.”  Paris Hilton should be called the Teflon Blonde….nothing seems to stick to her!  Maybe Lohan should hire Paris’ publicist.