Britney Spears Set to Tie the Knot Again

The pop princess has confirmed that she’s engaged!

Britney Spears Gets Her Act Together

The pop princess has come back from the dark side, and she’s lookin’ good!

Britney Spears is a Femme Fatale on Her New Album

Former teen princess Britney Spears has had a rough few years, but the singer looks poised for a grown-up comeback with her new album “Femme Fatale.” Unfortunately, her tour already has problems before even getting started. After Britney made an appearance on “Good Morning America” Tuesday morning where she announced Enrique Iglesias as her touring partner, the Latin singer made his own announcement that he won’t be joining her. According to Billboard, Iglesias didn’t want to play second fiddle to Spears. “Plans called for Iglesias, who is currently on tour in Europe, to be much more than a standard opening act; he was slated to carry full production on the Spears tour. While two such high-profile artists with top-shelf production values was sure to be attractive to fans, such an endeavor is also very expensive to produce.” Sounds like Iglesias let his ego get in the way! Wonder who will be chosen to join Brit on her new tour? See more of Britney after the jump.

Britney Spears Opens Up for Out Magazine

Britney Spears has a new album called “Femme Fatale” coming out, so she’s posing for lots of sexy photos and giving less-than-exciting interviews. The latest media blitz is for Out magazine and shows Britney revealing a couple of tats she probably regrets now. The pop princess also revealed her biggest influences. “Madonna. No question. She is an amazing entertainer. Besides Madonna, I also admire Sarah Jessica Parker’s career and her shoe collection.” What’s the best advice Brit ever got? “My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.” Works for us! See more of Britney in Out after the jump.  

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Call it Quits

Storm clouds have been circling over the relationship of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel for over a year, so it doesn’t come as much of a surprise that the two have split. TMZ reports that the breakup of the starry pair was mutual and they remain friendly. The coupling had been tumultuous since it began in 2007, with recurring rumors that Timberlake was unfaithful. In late 2010, the singer/actor allegedly cheated with Olivia Munn after texting her that his relationship with Biel “was over.” That same year, Biel gushed about her relationship to Vogue: “I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t feel the need to clear anything up. It’s the most precious thing that I have in my life, and I care about it so much that I don’t care about what anyone says or thinks. I have just not addressed it in any real way, and I’m not going to. It’s mine. And I really like that about it.” Well, it’s not hers anymore. How could any guy give this up? See more of Jessica after the jump.  

Britney Spears Proves She is a Femme Fatale

Britney Spears has been looking a bit less than hot for the last few years, but these new promo shots show the now grown-up pop princess back in her old form. Brit’s new album is called “Femme Fatale,” and she lives up to the title! This is the sexy Britney we fell in love with all those years ago, when she was the most dangerous jailbait ever to rock a high school hallway. Can she compete with current wave of pop stars like Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Katy Perry? As long as she looks this steamy, she can! See more of Britney after the jump.

Britney Spears is Back and V Magazine Has Her

Fading pop princess Britney Spears is making another comeback, which means more dreary over-processed pop music and lots of heavily photoshopped pictures. These are from the latest issue of V magazine, looking nothing like those paparazzi photos of her resembling a hillbilly trailer park welfare mom. Looks like Brit’s trying to vamp up her tired old image to suit the title of her new album, “Femme Fatale.” She told V: “I wanted to make a fierce dance record where each song makes you want to get up and move your body in a different way. That’s what I want from the music I listen to. This record is for the clubs, or something you play before you go out at night. It’s definitely my edgiest and most mature sound yet.” Yeah, we’ve heard that one before. See more of Britney after the jump.  

Britney Cleans Up Nice

I’m sure these photos have been heavily PhotoShopped, but still, it’s nice to finally see Britney Spears looking sexy again. The pop tart looks fresh and sweet in the August issue of Cosmopolitan.

Britney’s a Natural Woman

Pop star Britney Spears is a brave babe! Brit released these un-retouched shots of her from a 2009 shoot for Candie’s—and the mom-of-two still looks totally gorgeous! Wonder how many other stars could look this good minus massive doses of PhotoShop?

Britney’s Fond of Fanta

Britney Spears showed off her killer legs in Daisy Dukes and Ugg boots as she made a pit stop for gas and drinks. The pop princess certainly looks great in a skin-tight T shirt!

Britney in a Bikini in Australia

Britney Spears no longer vacations anywhere near the United States. I think partly because she’s trying to get away from all the shit she has stirred up around here, and partly because it’s harder for people to keep track of her. Because when we see what Britney is doing we bad mouth her and then give our opinion of what she should be doing. So here goes: Britney Spears sucks because she’s vacationing again! How many vacations can a person go on in a year? She practically lives in a bikini. She should be improving her life. You know, doing things like learning how to sing, spending time with her kids, taking self-help courses and getting tested for all the sexually transmitted diseases that she most likely has. Love you, Brit, but I had to do that.

Britney Haters

Britney Spears‘ fans in Australia are down under after spending hundreds of dollars on tickets to see Britney’s show and leaving totally disappointed. Partly because she didn’t sing live and partly because she, well, sucked. In fact, about 200 former fans walked out of of her show last week in Perth. As people left, some were heard saying the concert was “boring” and “stiff” and that “It was so impersonal. She did not interact with her audience.” And how did these folks miss the obvious? Britney Spears does not sing at her concerts because she can’t really sing. Her songs are so synthesized that you wouldn’t know the different between Britney actually singing or a squirrel in a blender. She was just a good looking girl with the Disney machine behind her. Disney could create a career behind any cute girl. Her tour promoter told the press: “Britney is aware of all this and she’s extremely upset by it. She’s a human being. I’m embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting.”

Britney Spears Can Poke Your Eyes Out

  Celebrity Britney Spears turns heads no matter where she goes, but today onlookers get a little more than even they expected! Yep, here is the singer down in Austrlia and it appears one of her girls is still in North America while the other is on tour down south. Hey Britney, this look really only works if you have something worth looking at. You’ve had several kids—and it looks like it—so please consider a little more modesty! Besides, some midget or young kid could lose an eye down there. HT: “Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there. I know that she’s in Australia and things are a little different in the southern hemisphere. Toilets flush the other way, which is just weird, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘Down Under.’”

Britney Spears Is Down In Mexico

These Britney Spears bikini pictures are not looking half bad this Monday morning! But then again, it could be that I’m nowhere near awake yet. Normally, it seems we just don’t see much Britney Spears anymore unless it is bikini pictures like these. That can be good and bad. Besides, I can really only handle so much Britney Spears before I want to scratch my eyes out with a rusty nail! For now, just sit back and enjoy these pictures. Put the nail down!

It’s Britney, Bitch

Friday is not typically trash day, but here are some photos of Britney Spears wearing her cut-off short shorts. But hell, why not, the weather is great this time of year in LA. Just look at these hired goons Britney has to protect her. Where does someone like Britney Spears find these guys? I’m sure she her agent handles it. They used to have to keep adoring fans from smothering her, but now they try to keep the hecklers at bay. Not a bad outfit and looking nice, Britney, but lose the moon boots.

Britney

Britney Spears has been laying low as of late, but here are some photos of the celebrity leaving the grocery store. It looks like this homemaker is restocking the pantry. I wonder if Britney Spears really does a lot of cooking? Maybe she’s taken some cooking classes and has become one hell of a chef. Oh, wouldn’t that just chap Kevin Federline’s fat ass! If Britney could work wonders with hamburger meat, then I might be incline to give her a shot? Well, maybe not, especially if she decided to go completely nuts again. She bought food, but forgot her bra, so it wouldn’t be all bad. Do you think you could handle being Britney Spear’s boyfriend?    

Britney and Jamie Lynn

Britney Spears and little sister Jamie Lynn Spears were seen hanging out poolside in Miami. The pair were pretty low key, partially because Jamie Lynn was also watching her daughter. It’s no surprise that Britney Spears has pulled her body back together over the last few months, but my money is on the younger of the Spears’ sisters. Jamie Lynn may be have a kid too, but she’s got a good shape going on. It’s still kind of hard to believe these two kids didn’t even get in the cement pond. I guess it’s just some poolside relaxation until they get back to Beverly.

Bikini Britney

Word on the street is that Britney Spears recently secured a new boyfriend, but as of this weekend they had already split and gone there seperate ways. I’m guessing he got what he wanted over that short period of time, whatever it may have been? He’s probably at a medical clinic now. Meanwhile, Britney Spears has squeezed into a little pink bikini and is relaxing with her gal pal. Although the post-meltdown celebrity looks okay, she’s not really doing anything for me. I am just plain over Britney. It’s like Britney Spears was this really hot girl that I was infatuated with, but then she went away for the summer and I realized how many other girls were so much better.

The 2009 Teen Choice Awards Happened

The 2009 Teen Choice Awards happened in case you missed it and if your DVR was not set to record. Personally, I could really care less about the award show, but I know there’s a lot of you out there that watched. Now, if you are like me and prefer not to waste a couple hours of your life watching the Teen Choice Awards, take a look at all the pictures instead. To recap some of the bigger celebrities that were there, here are 95+ pictures that include Amanda Bynes, Audrina Patridge, Britney Spears, Ashley Tisdale, Hayden Panettiere, Jordana Brewster, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Bell, Miley Cyrus, and Vanessa Hudgens.

Britney Spears in a Bikini

While you were sleeping, screwing off, or whatever it is that you do all day, Britney Spears was busy working. And by working I mean she was standing around in a bikini and showing off her tanned, tone body for a profit. Yeah, there are probably easier ways to make a buck, but none of them come to mind right now. We have been seeing the new Britney Spears and she has been looking plenty hot, although I’m not sure she’s still got it all figured out upstairs. But hey, she can stand around in a bikini and look hot. From where I’m from, that’s a plus!