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It’s Britney, Bitch
Friday is not typically trash day, but here are some photos of Britney Spears wearing her cut-off short shorts. But hell, why not, the weather is great this time of year in LA. Just look at these hired goons Britney has to protect her. Where does someone like Britney Spears find these guys? I’m sure she her agent handles it. They used to have to keep adoring fans from smothering her, but now they try to keep the hecklers at bay. Not a bad outfit and looking nice, Britney, but lose the moon boots.
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Britney Spears has been laying low as of late, but here are some photos of the celebrity leaving the grocery store. It looks like this homemaker is restocking the pantry. I wonder if Britney Spears really does a lot of cooking? Maybe she’s taken some cooking classes and has become one hell of a chef. Oh, wouldn’t that just chap Kevin Federline’s fat ass! If Britney could work wonders with hamburger meat, then I might be incline to give her a shot? Well, maybe not, especially if she decided to go completely nuts again. She bought food, but forgot her bra, so it wouldn’t be all bad. Do you think you could handle being Britney Spear’s boyfriend?
Britney Spears’ Glamour Photos
Britney Spears has been in the news so much over the last year that I recently, and inadvertently, went on a Britney strike. It was just a case of Britney overload! It was so much B.S. that I simply gave up on the endless onslaught of Britney Spears’ updates. But that time has passed. Britney Spears is back and she’s on the cover and within the pages of Glamour magazine. And you know what? She looks pretty darn good, too. But you know what they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder!
Britney Spears at the Bambi Awards
Britney Spears won an award and performed at the Bambi Awards, a German media awards show. I guess Britney’s really serious about trying to return to her former glory. Britney is wearing a pretty hot, revealing little number that I wouldn’t mind seeing her wear in my bedroom. Yes, even through all of the crazy stuff Britney Spears has done, I still think she’s pretty hot and would let her take advantage of me. Now, if Britney would just answer my phone calls…
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Britney Spears at a Los Angeles Starbucks
Britney Spears likes Starbucks! Britney also likes going without a bra. If anybody else did this sort of stuff, people would call them trailer trash, but with Britney, this is news! It’s also slightly hot! Especially the almost Indiana Jones fedora. One can only imagine what her children will think when they get old enough to see all the old stories of what Mommy was like. At least my kids won’t be able to say I was a naked, retarded slut to all their friends!
Britney Spears in Costa Rica Bikini Pictures
Yeehaw! Check out Britney Spears ridin’ that four wheeler like a true country girl. This girl has talent beyond belief, I tell ya! She can act, she can sing, and doesn’t she just look great in a bikini? These bikini pictures were taken while Britney was havin’ a little redneck fun down in Costa Rica. Makes me wanna grab my shotgun, put on my boots, and go have some fun huntin’ them rascally rabbits!
Britney Spears is Broke and Nasty
Britney Spears is drawing attention to herself again, but this time it’s not because of her stupid antics. Nope, Britney is selling off her vehicles — making many believe that she’s not as financially secure as they had previously thought. And if she is going broke, who would be surprised? Not I!
Britney has not managed to do much of anything right as of late, but she has managed to tarnish her image for some time to come — and I don’t feel sorry for her one bit! Britney had everything handed to her for being America’s little sweetheart of a pop star and then she spit on it, stomped it, and utterly inihilated her good image.
Life’s a bitch, bitch. Oh, and what is up with those nasty-ass legs in photo number three? Britney, WTF?!? Barf!
Britney Spears Brings A Touch Of Class
You know what they say — “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.” Britney Spears is living proof, as you can clearly see in these pictures.
If this is the new fashion trend, then someone obviously forgot to mention it to me. And the crazy thing is that Britney was voted the “Most Beautiful Woman in the World.” What is the world coming to?
Britney Spears Photos – New Job?
I wonder if Britney Spears realizes that shit really has hit the fan. Her kids were ordered of the house and she’s got a lot riding on the sales of her soon to be released album. If things don’t work out, she may have to pursue alternative avenues to find work, such as creating a niche market for herself at a full-service, celebrity-operated gas station. Hell, I’d pay up to a nickel a gallon more if Britney washed my windows. Enjoy the pics of Britney!
Britney Spears Candid Photos at Starbucks
Britney Spears inadvertantly shows off her mothering abilities over the weekend by babying her puppy dog on a visit to the local Starbucks. Actually, come to think of it, a dog is really ideal for her right now. If she can learn to feed and water it daily, maybe she will learn about the meaning of “responsibility.” Then she can apply that to the rest of her life. Now I’m not hating on Britney, I’m just trying to keep it real. The girl can easily salvage her career, especially if her soon to be released album is a hit, which I expect it will be. Her personal life, however, is going to be another story.
Britney Spears is Wearing These Shorts Out
Oh, a Britney sighting! Britney Spears was spotted running some errands in these worn-out-looking denim shorts. I know they're probably brand-spanking new, but it looks like she literally ripped these shorts off some back-swamp Cajun "girl" on her last trip back to Louisiana.
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