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Britney Spears at the Bambi Awards
Britney Spears won an award and performed at the Bambi Awards, a German media awards show. I guess Britney’s really serious about trying to return to her former glory. Britney is wearing a pretty hot, revealing little number that I wouldn’t mind seeing her wear in my bedroom. Yes, even through all of the crazy stuff Britney Spears has done, I still think she’s pretty hot and would let her take advantage of me. Now, if Britney would just answer my phone calls…
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Britney Spears at a Los Angeles Starbucks
Britney Spears likes Starbucks! Britney also likes going without a bra. If anybody else did this sort of stuff, people would call them trailer trash, but with Britney, this is news! It’s also slightly hot! Especially the almost Indiana Jones fedora. One can only imagine what her children will think when they get old enough to see all the old stories of what Mommy was like. At least my kids won’t be able to say I was a naked, retarded slut to all their friends!
Britney Spears Candid Bikini Pictures In Cabo
It must be tough being Britney Spears, I tell ya. Life is surely hard for her. I mean laying around, soaking up the rays in your bikini is hard damn work for sure! These pictures of her down in Cabo just reinforce what I’m saying here. Someone has to lay out there on those lounge chairs and make sure no one steals them. Someone has to test the water to make sure it is the optimal temperature. Hel,l why not Britney Spears, huh?!
Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures Show Off Her Hairy Ass
OMG!! Britney Spears has completely made me go blind for sure now! Haven’t we seen enough of Brit’s bits and pieces? I have come to learn to never underestimate the redneck heritage Britney Spears possesses. I mean really, WTF is she thinking when she goes out in public like this? You know the paparazzi is going to be right there with every single move you make, so cover that shit up, Britney! If you can’t manage that, at least get that ass waxed! Damn, I just lost my appetite!
Britney Spears Bikini Candids in Hollywood
I think the fact that we’ve seen so much of Britney Spears lately it really doesn’t get anyone excited seeing these bikini pictures of her. There was a time, long ago, when we all would have been sitting on the edge of our seats to see Britney strolling around in a bikini. Well obviously that time has come and gone. Kind of like Jessica Simpson’s acting career….whoosh right out the window!
Britney Spears in Costa Rica Bikini Pictures
Yeehaw! Check out Britney Spears ridin’ that four wheeler like a true country girl. This girl has talent beyond belief, I tell ya! She can act, she can sing, and doesn’t she just look great in a bikini? These bikini pictures were taken while Britney was havin’ a little redneck fun down in Costa Rica. Makes me wanna grab my shotgun, put on my boots, and go have some fun huntin’ them rascally rabbits!
Is Britney Spears Back on Track?
Wow, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but is Britney Spears finally getting her shit in order? I mean we’ve seen her trashed out so much lately it’s hard to remember the old Brit. OMG! I can’t believe I was actually thinking Britney is looking better!
Sexy Time With Britney Spears
Now this is what I call sexy! If Britney Spears got any sexier I just don’t think I could contain myself! The sexiness doesn’t stop here though! Check out Blind Ninja to see more, you will thank me later!
Britney Spears Brings A Touch Of Class
You know what they say — “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.” Britney Spears is living proof, as you can clearly see in these pictures.
If this is the new fashion trend, then someone obviously forgot to mention it to me. And the crazy thing is that Britney was voted the “Most Beautiful Woman in the World.” What is the world coming to?
Britney Spears Photos – New Job?
I wonder if Britney Spears realizes that shit really has hit the fan. Her kids were ordered of the house and she’s got a lot riding on the sales of her soon to be released album. If things don’t work out, she may have to pursue alternative avenues to find work, such as creating a niche market for herself at a full-service, celebrity-operated gas station. Hell, I’d pay up to a nickel a gallon more if Britney washed my windows. Enjoy the pics of Britney!
Britney Spears Candid Photos at Starbucks
Britney Spears inadvertantly shows off her mothering abilities over the weekend by babying her puppy dog on a visit to the local Starbucks. Actually, come to think of it, a dog is really ideal for her right now. If she can learn to feed and water it daily, maybe she will learn about the meaning of “responsibility.” Then she can apply that to the rest of her life. Now I’m not hating on Britney, I’m just trying to keep it real. The girl can easily salvage her career, especially if her soon to be released album is a hit, which I expect it will be. Her personal life, however, is going to be another story.
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