Britney Spears Photos and News
Britney Spears Can Poke Your Eyes Out
Celebrity Britney Spears turns heads no matter where she goes, but today onlookers get a little more than even they expected! Yep, here is the singer down in Austrlia and it appears one of her girls is still in North America while the other is on tour down south. Hey Britney, this look really only works if you have something worth looking at. You’ve had several kids—and it looks like it—so please consider a little more modesty! Besides, some midget or young kid could lose an eye down there.
HT: “Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there. I know that she’s in Australia and things are a little different in the southern hemisphere. Toilets flush the other way, which is just weird, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘Down Under.’”
Britney Spears Is Down In Mexico
These Britney Spears bikini pictures are not looking half bad this Monday morning! But then again, it could be that I’m nowhere near awake yet. Normally, it seems we just don’t see much Britney Spears anymore unless it is bikini pictures like these. That can be good and bad. Besides, I can really only handle so much Britney Spears before I want to scratch my eyes out with a rusty nail! For now, just sit back and enjoy these pictures. Put the nail down!
It’s Britney, Bitch
Friday is not typically trash day, but here are some photos of Britney Spears wearing her cut-off short shorts. But hell, why not, the weather is great this time of year in LA. Just look at these hired goons Britney has to protect her. Where does someone like Britney Spears find these guys? I’m sure she her agent handles it. They used to have to keep adoring fans from smothering her, but now they try to keep the hecklers at bay. Not a bad outfit and looking nice, Britney, but lose the moon boots.
Britney
Britney Spears has been laying low as of late, but here are some photos of the celebrity leaving the grocery store. It looks like this homemaker is restocking the pantry. I wonder if Britney Spears really does a lot of cooking? Maybe she’s taken some cooking classes and has become one hell of a chef. Oh, wouldn’t that just chap Kevin Federline’s fat ass! If Britney could work wonders with hamburger meat, then I might be incline to give her a shot? Well, maybe not, especially if she decided to go completely nuts again. She bought food, but forgot her bra, so it wouldn’t be all bad. Do you think you could handle being Britney Spear’s boyfriend?
Britney and Jamie Lynn
Britney Spears and little sister Jamie Lynn Spears were seen hanging out poolside in Miami. The pair were pretty low key, partially because Jamie Lynn was also watching her daughter. It’s no surprise that Britney Spears has pulled her body back together over the last few months, but my money is on the younger of the Spears’ sisters. Jamie Lynn may be have a kid too, but she’s got a good shape going on. It’s still kind of hard to believe these two kids didn’t even get in the cement pond. I guess it’s just some poolside relaxation until they get back to Beverly.
Bikini Britney
Word on the street is that Britney Spears recently secured a new boyfriend, but as of this weekend they had already split and gone there seperate ways. I’m guessing he got what he wanted over that short period of time, whatever it may have been? He’s probably at a medical clinic now. Meanwhile, Britney Spears has squeezed into a little pink bikini and is relaxing with her gal pal. Although the post-meltdown celebrity looks okay, she’s not really doing anything for me. I am just plain over Britney. It’s like Britney Spears was this really hot girl that I was infatuated with, but then she went away for the summer and I realized how many other girls were so much better.
The 2009 Teen Choice Awards Happened
The 2009 Teen Choice Awards happened in case you missed it and if your DVR was not set to record. Personally, I could really care less about the award show, but I know there’s a lot of you out there that watched. Now, if you are like me and prefer not to waste a couple hours of your life watching the Teen Choice Awards, take a look at all the pictures instead. To recap some of the bigger celebrities that were there, here are 95+ pictures that include Amanda Bynes, Audrina Patridge, Britney Spears, Ashley Tisdale, Hayden Panettiere, Jordana Brewster, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Bell, Miley Cyrus, and Vanessa Hudgens.
Britney Spears in a Bikini
While you were sleeping, screwing off, or whatever it is that you do all day, Britney Spears was busy working. And by working I mean she was standing around in a bikini and showing off her tanned, tone body for a profit. Yeah, there are probably easier ways to make a buck, but none of them come to mind right now. We have been seeing the new Britney Spears and she has been looking plenty hot, although I’m not sure she’s still got it all figured out upstairs. But hey, she can stand around in a bikini and look hot. From where I’m from, that’s a plus!
Britney Spears Dyes
Britney Spears has dyed and looks better than ever! After a solid nine hours at a West Hollywood salon, singer Britney Spears emerged in a killer tight dress sporting a new bleached blonde head of hair. She was not at all happy to see the paparazzi, but who would be after a marathon nine hour hair appointment? Most people consider eight hours a full days work. It’s four hours for me, but that’s another story for another day. Britney then paraded her well-toned body and her trademarked platinum blonde look right into a waiting car. What’s next for the singer, you asked? Well, the glammed out Britney Spears headed straight from the salon to a downtown L.A. nightclub. Party time! I guess some things never change.
Britney Spears Gained 14 lbs. in a Month
Britney Spears has supposedly piled on the weight since the singer has ended her latest world tour, and people have been on her to lose it. Britney is supposedly on a diet that her father, Jamie Spears, put her on to help her look better on stage and in photos. Yeah, I know, I would definitely hate to have my father call me fat and force me on a diet. The singer is supposedly struggling to stay on her dieting plan and indulges in treats. Sources say, “She was in tears saying they’re calling her fat again. She showed up to a meeting with a latte in her hand and everyone jumped on her.”
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Britney Spears Still Does Ads?
Britney Spears has gone from pop superstar to someone most people don’t even care about anymore. Which is why I’m not understanding the idea behind using her for an ad spokesperson. I guess enough little girls still listen to her music. Oh well, it’s also quite obvious that Britney has been Photoshopped a bit. I wish she still looked that good, but I’m pretty sure that is far from reality. Such a shame too because I would’ve totally hit that when I was younger. Britney Spears was a major hottie at one time.
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