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Is everyone else as tired of Brooke Hogan as I am?  I mean yeah she’s got a nice body, but she’s just damn annoying.   I really need to put my list of most annoying celebrities on paper sometime soon.  I keep talking about it, but never get a chance.  It’s probably going to be at least 50 people long, as most celebrities seem to annoy me in some way or another!

Brooke Hogan may be nude in Playboy magazine. Gulp. I know what you’re thinking, Brooke Hogan? Well, it appears Playboy has contacted Brooke and although her reps have not yet agreed to a time-line or any terms, they have not rejected the offer from the men’s magazine.

Although Brooke regularly appears on the web wearing a bikini and running around on the beach, I’m not sure the world is ready to unwrap this blonde Amazon. Besides, I can’t see the Hulkster allowing his daughter to pose totally nude. But… if she turns on the sprinklers, who knows?

Well, after seeing that photo down there of Brooke running with a football in a green bikini, I do have a backup plan that could offer big bucks, too. I’m thinking linebacker, possibly with the Philadelphia Eagles!

Source: The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies. Brooke has posed for a men’s magazine in the past (she appeared on the cover of FHM in a skimpy bikini in 2006), but has never posed nude.

“No decision has been made at this time,” her rep said.

I know we’ve all poked fun at countless other celebrities, but this shit might possibly be the worst thing ever!  For some unknown reason Brooke Hogan thought it’d be fun or cool or something to perform in slutty lingerie.  Now normally this might not be a bad thing, it just depends if they can pull it off…and Brooke couldn’t!

According to The Sun,

The reality star - daughter of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan - made an appearance at Mansion nightclub in Miami over the weekend for the premiere of her new TV show Brooke Knows Best, performing with all-girl back-up band The Knockouts.

Wearing a burlesque-style outfit, Brooke didn’t leave much to the imagination as her dad looked on from the VIP area alongside new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.

Really, can someone tell me what she was thinking?  Did she actually think she looked good wearing these resale shop pieces of lingerie?  Newsflash, you didn’t Brooke!  If you think you can stomach more of this catastrophe, you should really watch the video.

There’s more pictures than you can imagine on the next page!

If it wasn’t for Brooke Hogan’s boobs and the rest of her body below her neck, there would be absolutely no reason to talk about her.  Thankfully, we can look past the upper-most portion and focus on her better assets.

I know I’m not the only one who feels this way because you know you do too!  Tell me the first thing you didn’t look at when you saw these Brooke Hogan photos was her breasts?  That’s what I thought!

OK, I want your opinion on these Brooke Hogan Maxim Magazine pictures.  Someone try and tell me that these pictures were not air brushed, come on now!  Normally, I have a hard time deciding whether Brooke is hot or not.

Well, we already have an idea on what her dad, Hulk Hogan, thinks of Brooke’s body.  Just take a look back at those pictures of him rubbing all over her ass… now that’s family love!