Cannes Photos and News
Paris Hilton Brings Out the Swimsuit
Paris Hilton brought out a swimsuit in the deluge of celebrities at Cannes. I’m actually a fan of the suit, just not a fan of Paris. I think the heiress looks consistently ridiculous in her headbands that it’s not even funny anymore. I mean, come on Paris. Thankfully, the pool water has chlorine in it that hopefully neutralizes some of the things that live in her nether regions. Still, I wouldn’t go swimming with Paris Hilton just to be safe. Sea monsters might come out of there.
Hit the jump to see more of Paris Hilton and her swimsuit!
Hayden Panettiere Shows Her Bikini Body
Hayden Panettiere joined the rest of the celebrities in Cannes by wearing a bikini and making me excited! The Heroes actress looks quite appealing in a bikini, and I only wish she would take that robe off. The world would like it a lot more if she did. Hayden would show off her nice body, and she should show it off more. If you’re gonna have a nice body, it’s only your duty to let others appreciate it! It seems that much to my chagrin, I’m really developing a thing for Hayden Panettiere lately!
Hit the jump to see more of Hayden Panettiere and her bikini!
Tara Reid in a Bikini
Tara Reid is showing her bikini body on the beach, but does anybody think it’s still hot or even cares? The actress was definitely hot in American Pie, but lately Tara has lost her luster. Which is sad for her and me because she still got those implants. They would look wonderful on a vintage hot Tara Reid, without a doubt!
Eva Longoria at the 61st Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
The Cannes Film Festival is here again and all the stars are out to look their best. As always, Eva Longoria looks great and we’d expect nothing less from from the television star.
There had been rumors of a pregnant Eva floating around the Internet, but from the looks of these pictures there is not much truth to that — at least from what we can see.
Natalie Portman at the 61st Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony
Ok what is it with these horrible looking purple dresses lately? First it was Charlize Theron and now it’s Natalie Portman. I know it’s Hollywood and you want to make a big impression by wearing something different, but come on!
I mean seriously, it looks as if Natalie grabbed the first piece of purple cloth she could find and thought to herself…”This is is it!” Hell my purple bath robe at home looks better than this. At least it has some pink polka dots!
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