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Bar Refaeli is an Angel

Bar Refaeli attends the Angel Ball

Model Bar Refaeli is always easy on the eyes, but I think she’s looking particularly elegant at the Angel Ball that took place last night in New York. Bar was among the many celebrities that did their part to help battle leukemia by attending Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation’s annual fund raising Angel Ball. This nice photo set of Bar Refaeli shows that it’s okay to look hot while helping the world to be a better place. And boy, does she look hot!

Gretchen Rossi and Pumpkins

Gretchen Rossi of Real Housewives of Orange County

Gretchen Rossi of the television show “Real Housewives of Orange County” was spotted shopping for some new pumpkins. If you don’t know much about Gretchen, let me tell you that she made a big stink a while back about how she would never ever get breast implants. That’s fine, I don’t think women need to artificially increase their breast size anyway. Sure, they are great to look at, but fake breasts are kind of like play money. You can hold a big stack in your hand, but it’s not quite the same. I’ll take the real thing. And by the way, Gretchen Rossi looks hot, hot, hot!

Ugh, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan looks less than stellar in New York

Celebrity Lindsay Lohan is only 23 years old, but it looks like her living hard is catching up with her fast. She looks so bad, in fact, that even her hollow-headed dad has taken notice. But Lindsay will have no part of that. Lindsay Lohan will seek a restraining order against her meddlesome dad, after Michael Lohan said during an interview that he’d like to “kidnap” the troubled actress to steer her away from bad influences. They are both a little insane in the membrane, but I think daddy is right.  


Cougar Courteney Cox

Courteney Cox in a white bikini on the set of Cougar Town 

Here are some nice Courteney Cox bikini photos from the set of her new show, “Cougar Town.” Now Couteney is old enough to be a cougar, but she’s married in real life. That’s not to say she doesn’t play a good cougar on television, because the show is centered around her hotness and it’s funny. So both hot and funny, the two requirements for me to watch just about anything unless it’s NCAA football. I think Courteney Cox is like 46 years old, and she does have a banging body, so I would have to say that she definitely has the makings of a real life cougar. Meow!

Tricia Helfer and Grace Park

Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in Maxim

Well, what do we have here? It’s long time hottie Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in Maxim magazine! Wow, how long as it been since we got to see Tricia all tricked out in a men’s magazine? I don’t know off the top of my head, but I do know that it’s been way too long. And man, Tricia Helfer has not lost a thing. In fact, the younger Grace Park gets straight up shown up as far as I can see.

Heidi Montag in Tall Boots

Heidi Montag's tall boots scream "hooker"

Heidi Montag’s new boots scream hooker, but I don’t have a problem with this leggy look. Sure, Heidi is a talentless, brainless hack with a nice little body, but that’s her deal. I have come to accept that Heidi looks good and acts (maybe not) dumb. Besides, we all know that Heidi Montag could never really be a streetwalker with her high moral standards. But my moral standards are much lower, so I’d like to knock those boots. 

Heather Graham in Red

Heather Graham bets on red in Las Vegas

Celebrity Heather Graham bets on red in this red dress as she prepares to take in the premiere of Kooza at Cirque du Soleil. Okay, I have to admit that I’ve had a thing for Heather Graham for some time, and her looking hot in this red dress only adds fuel to the fire. Too bad I was not also in Las Vegas, because we could have had things happen in Vegas that would have stayed in Vegas. I would have never said a word, but I may have wrote about it. Heather is a great start to the week!  

Skank Alert, Really

Paris Hilton photos from the Really Awards

In case you missed this breaking news, Paris Hilton is a skank. No, really. Here she is at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. As you can see from the pics, Paris looks almost as good as the average hooker, unless you’re in Las Vegas. I don’t know if Paris Hilton took home a Really Award, but she should have at least won the one for the most skanky celebrity (without panties).  

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria's Secret Lingerie

We all know that model Doutzen Kroes is freakin’ smokin’ hot, so it should not come as a surprise that Victoria’s Secret hired her to model their latest line of lingerie. And let me say after looking through this hand picked set of photos that Doutzen Kroes does not disappoint. Not at all. Now, the hard part will be finding a girl that has a body that even comes close to this one. Seriously, just check out her ass! 

Tila Tequila is a Star

Tila Tequila at Star Magazine's 5th Anniversary Celebration

Tila Tequila shows off her smoking body at Star magazine’s 5th Anniversary Party in Hollywood recently. Not sure what Tila has been up to, don’t really care. The only reason she’s here today at all is because she looks better than average and it’s Friday, so I don’t give a shit. I suspect Star magazine will still be around another 5 years from now, but I’m not sure about Tila Tequila. I’ll cover any bets, so let’s see what happens.

Ivanka Trump You

Ivanka Trump photos from her signing of "The Trump Card"

Ivanka Trump shows off her big red apples in this dress while promoting her new book, “The Trump Card.” Now, I don’t know what her new book is about, but I’m guessing the Trump card is one that we’d all like to play. As far as I can tell, the Trump card is basically being born rich. I’ve heard that Ivanka Trump is a hard working business woman, but it’s not like she put herself through college to get out of the ghetto. She’s a good looking woman, so if her book includes a liberal amount of hot photos of her wearing nothing but those black stockings then I might buy it. Or at least go to a book store and tear out some of the photos to take home.